HELP! Is this MK10 suit poisoned? ("CONTAMINATED")

[flo]

I sat on a rubber ring once as well but then again i did have piles They were bloody irritating too

[Artist]

a latex sit ring that is designed to bear body weight without problems.

Could have done with one of those buggers when me Chalfonts were playing up a couple of years ago. As it was I had the offending buggers removed at North Staffs Hospital in Stoke. Alas they refused my request to give me them back and went up the chimney. I was going to raffle them on E Bay.

Artist

[Pilgrim Norway]

Artist -

They're not what the Shaman is blowing on/into, are they ? -

Look a bit like yorn I would think..... Chalfonts that is .....

Did you miss my rubber ring jab then - previous page .....

[AerialTheShamen]

No offence mate, but have you ever thought about actually having it off with a woman instead of a rubber glove. Being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed off, even at your age.

It is anyway not worth to quarrel with warheads like you, but sex and latex are simply 2 very different things, much like playing ping pong and playing a drum kit is something different. You may perhaps bounce ping pong balls on a drum kit, but that doesn't make both the same. I am just not interested in fuc.king anybody. Why should I stick my dick in - thats like sticking my tongue into a sofa chink or something like that.

Okay, so for a tantric buddhist, what exactly would a mortal sin be? I thought you might come back as a lower form of life such as a pube crustacean or a sac-like farmer giles...

A mortal sin is a deed that is punished after death (not "with the death") due to the caused sufferance. I don't think that being reborn as an amoeba would be a punishment. All consciousness is one, and karma functions like a physical law that reunifies the individual consciousness (what Christians consider the "soul") with that corresponding specimen of sufferance that one has produced during life.

However it is also a sin to threaten people with a concretely written down list of (what a religion claims to be) sins, their spiritual consqunces and the necessary penance for undoing them (like Catholics do).
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Back to the contaminated suit problem. The vendor now accidentally sent me a parcel with 3 additional such suits instead of only the missing last one.

All are model "MK10" and beside some mechanical damages again 2 of them are marked "CONTAMINATED". One has the form entry "Safety And Hazard Information: NSPN". With the other this field is left blank (which I interprete as "no hazard") and has a dissolved latex neck seal (thus its "contamination" may be oil).

Does anybody know what "NSPN" means?

[oli_vard]

how can u compare having sex with putting ur tougne in a sofa lol, have u even had a woman before?

[Doc]

Yeh but she was 300lbs, bright purple and covered in cushions

[Pilgrim Norway]

NSPN ?

NSPN 7300 - http://www.bcit.ca/study/


NSPN - Nederlandse Smashing Pumpkins Nieuwsbrief


non sexually perforated node


On the other hand it could be surplus Ex Iraq 1 …… from downwind

I too have suffered from withered latex - due to friction and overheating
but I've never checked out as "Contaminated"

[flighty]

Artist and me was down a nuclear bunker for the hell of it last Sunday before we went to the pub.

There were a few 'interesting' suits on display in there .... doubt they were latex though.

You could buy 'em in the shop on the way out. I bought a medium one in pink for meself complete with respirator. But we decided that in the interest of economy if it all kicks off we'd dress Artist up in bin liners and a plunger. £11.50 for the lot. Bargain!

Jayne x

[Tab]

flighty....did you check all that with your pocket Geiger counter, well you never know

[TingTong]

Hey Rubber man.we are having a kids party this weekend, hundreds of bright coloured balloons will be all over the house.Can you come ovr and make some animal shapes!! Dont ever leave..........you`re hilarious

[Doc]

I wouldnt invite him to a kids party, god knows what would happen, the Gary Glitter of the latex world could pop up and cause all sorts of bother.

[TingTong]

I'm sure hes a delightful man,but the whole idea would be that he stays in his gimp suit, caged, i was just looking for more entertainment (free) for the kids really!! P.S the kids are all 18 and 19 yrs!

[Doc]

Can we throw darts at him and can I come?

[Greenronnie]

Can we throw darts at him and can I come?

1. Of course

2. That's your business fella, wait till the kids have gone before you get too excited though. I know how you Navy guys are all very friendly and all that (see latest thread Gay Day 2)

[Doc]

3 Para Mortars, smoke my barrell biatch