WooooHoooooo

[Sweeny T]

Not that it'll mean much to you lot, but I found out this morning that I've got an Army scholarship....

£10,000 in the bank,
made my day that has...

S

[La Langosta]

Sounds promising,
But what exactly do you get with your scholarship except the 10 grand???
Is it like an Apprenticeship?? and what Trade would you be going for?

More details required

But well done you anyhoo

[harry hackedoff]

It`s ten K toward Uni isn`t it? You have to join OCTU or whatever it`s called, and commit to attending which ever Branch during your Uni holls.
Then, after a couple of years of getting yer phot in the Sun, you say you are going home for the weekend to reconsider your future in the Corps and fark off to an unsuccesful career in television, making boring progs about HM the Queen that only yer mum would find interesting.

At least, that`s what Prince Ted told me

[Sweeny T]

It`s ten K toward Uni isn`t it? You have to join OCTU or whatever it`s called, and commit to attending which ever Branch during your Uni holls.

Sounds about right...

Not so sure....

Then, after a couple of years of getting yer phot in the Sun, you say you are going home for the weekend to reconsider your future in the Corps and fark off to an unsuccesful career in television, making boring progs about HM the Queen that only yer mum would find interesting.

to you lot then

Keeps me happy anyhow

S

[harry hackedoff]

Your "bird" farksake mate

Bird No one says bird anymore

Not iffen you`s a new man, a metro-sexual intouch with your femine side, a bi-curious entity at one with the cosmic influences and attuned to the positive chi, etc etc.

We don`t say Bird mate.

Slapper`s what we say, bleedin slappers mate, loads of em

Ooops, sorry about that So anyway, who`s grant is it and was I (nearly) correct?
P.S. You aren`t HRH The Prince Edward are you?

[Doc]

I know her!

[Sweeny T]

I'm sure you do Doc!!!!!!
Feck off you bazza!!



Harry, I'll change my signature now, what would you like it to say??

(the rest of you can keep quiet too!! )

S

[harry hackedoff]

What A woman You know a woman
In the Biblical sense
Thought not

Tut
Owrudoin boyo

[Doc]

I know lots of women, or knew is more correct.

I just love the leaving do's when I get binned

[Sweeny T]

Ring any bells?

S

[Doc]

Cows wear bells silly

anyway 3rd from left is essence, no wonder I binned your missus

[Sweeny T]

S

[harry hackedoff]

So many "Dear Johns" in such a short life
Keep trying Shadders, eventually Miss ESN will say yes

Sweeney, do I know you or are you another stalker? Have we ever swapped spit in the warm glow of an English morn as we engaged in erotic fingerings on some grassy knoll? Or engaged in outragious fetishes involving leather, KY and public places? Did you ever give me a B J in the heads at Brize as I waited for transport? Or was it Eveness? Did you take yer teeth out first:-?
I`m sure I`ve had you, I just can`t remember where

Mind you, there`ve been so many

[Jenny ED]

God just say yes and put him out of his misery and ours!!!!

[Sweeny T]

Picture this: I make ARTISTE look pretty!!

Still want me??

S