"Fark orf Doc we are out of Batteries!
""Really, how is the wife and your knob after our recent trip to the States?
""How many do you want?
"He was a full screw when I knew him and from a distance looks like Nobby Hall who had ambitions to join the priesthood. Funniest bloke in NATO and cracked me up with this one in Norge
"So a planes flying across the Alps when the pilot bails out and radios back the plane.
On board are the Pope, Stevie Wonder, Bob Geldof and a Bootneck.
The Pope answers the radio call and the pilot explains that the plane is farked and after the estimated 20 mins of glide time it will crash into the mountains. Good news....there are 3 parachutes onboard, bad news.....there are four of you left.
So the Pope lights up to ponder who should live and who should die. After 5 mins of thought and a ickle prayer the Pope approaches Bob
"Bob youve done alot of work for charity and deserve your chute."
Bob bails out.
Next the Pope approaches Stevie
"Stevie you have been an inspiration to me with your music and the fact you have overcome your blindness to produce such works of musical art"
Stevie bails out
Then the Pope approaches Royal
"Now before you start getting all soppy, Im a bootneck, your the Pope, with one parachute left its a no-brainer who must take it...after all your the head of the Church and Gods representative on Earth"
The Pope answers "Fear not my son as there are two parachutes left and by the grace of God we both may survive this day!"
Royal scratches his head, the Pope seeing his puzzled look and difficulty in working out the math says.............
"there are two parachutes left my Son as I gave the Blind Twat your daysac!"
(Ammanded, for those who read it already Ive been awake all night worrying !)
