Telesales

[Artist]

0830 this morning the tellingbone rang.

Wilmer Windows; would I be interested in having new double glazing intalled at a never to be repeated offer of "Buy one, Get one Free"

Asked them to explain how they got my number as it is ex directory? And no, I was not interested so could they please go away and annoy some one else.

Five minutes later another call, Wilmer Windows yet again. Same bloody crap! Hung up. Again another call yet again Wilmer bloody Windows!

To date they have belled me 9 times. The last one got both barrels and I am seriously considering getting into the Artmobile and paying the Prongs a personal Visit! They are 4 miles from my house.

Kin Hell! 10 calls now! Spoke to a manager who was very sorry about the calls but would I like to reconsider my refusal! He's got Balls that I will say.

Have informed the twonk that one more call would result in me ripping him a new ar*ehole. Hope this at least works. As I quoted there address and assured the manager that I would be round in 10 minutes iffen I got one more call. Well thats Crimbo over and done with, back to the real World!

Artist

P.S. Hawkeye, don't you dare bell me!

[Artist]

Cheers for that Loz.

Will register ASAP.

The phone aint rang since my conversation with the Manager. Maybe they got the hint that I was not a happy Hector.

Artist

[Humphs]

On a same type of theme, her indoors works for that great Yank company QVC, she had to go into work on Boxing Day ( no double buble but thats another story ) she has to be in for 7 am , thats morning folks , when she gets there ,there is a que on the phones a lot of them complaining that they wasn't open on Christmas Day . Sad gits