Obeseity and the UK

[Guest]

Steve, maybe the Dumpling from next door could join the Navy with all that Lard round her she`d never sink, and would double up as a life raft

[minimac]

She's 5'8" all bits are in the right places, and she does not need to lose weight in order to join the Armed Forces. Which is a nomal requirement so I found out today! Fat as f*ck most wannerbies seem to be.

Artist

Can you generalise that broadly?
I ain't fat and never have been and I'm a wannabie
MM

[Mike]

Hackedorft's thread is so right..... As long as we have this attitude to sport and the negative competivness, we will have generations of kids who are grossly overweight.
To add to this problem, although the polititians say we must do something about it, they in turn allow all the sports firlds and recreation spaces to be sold of and built on!....Sport, unless its the over paid and over rated football, which is generally watched not participated in, Is a joke and will be untill the country as a whole pulls its finger out.
Aye

[ph1l]

At my school kids can even do ten pin bowling for there pe lessons. Whats the point?!!

[AC]

My Daughter (MK3) was also 18 on the same day and has the lumps and things in all the right places.

How much do you want for her?

Seriously, I believe fatties are taking over. My female housemate is quite possibly the most disgustingly idle person I have ever met. Filthy bitch is the spitting image of Miss Piggy! She is obese, there's no bones about it (no pun intended). Her friends are fat. Her coursemates are fat. Christ, some of my friends are bloody fat too!!! I went to Amsterdam last week, as soon as we get there, one of my coursemate just wants to find a Maccy D's, smoke dope and watch some TV - he didn't do much else throughout the entire visit. People are just too farking lazy! My other housemate doesn't get out of bed til 1400 and wonders why I call him a lazy shite.

What really gets me is the fact that these people do absolutely nothing, and then they COMPLAIN that they are getting fat. How does that work then???

I think we may as well face facts that the majority of people are just bloody lazy, and with todays culture, I can't really see it changing - compared to what i've heard about life as a young 'un 20 or 30 years ago, there's no hardship. Methods of entertainment have changed, you no longer go for a kick-about down the park with your mates - you have a game on the Playstation with 'em instead.

[Pilgrim Norway]

I seem to remember king prawns dipped in thick batter and soaked in a deep fat fryer - Fatties, corner of Bugis Street, second floor - necessary
oilcloth tablecloths - excellent - Didn't make us any fatter though..........

Norway has no problem with this - mostly slimline here anyway -

Urban problem - poke people into concrete townships and they'll end up
with the usual fastfood of the new UK - Big Macs - curry - kebab -
double double hamburgers and chips with everything -
and that's only breakfast............

Bring back rationing - cut out the public transport - take away the escalators ( I thought you still had rationing - been away a while )...
As far as children go - try saying "No" -

[Andy O'Pray]

Alan, Rolf Bothner of Harstad used to boast that he had the only escalator that far north in the Arctic circle. He wasn't fat but he still had a heart attack. Last I heard he was doing well.

Aye - Andy.

[Cream]

Well I agree with you all, for people that genuinly (spelling?) have something wrong with them i can understand, myself i ain't mr skinny, gotta lose a few pounds to go in navy, but i think for the people that sit on there asses all day doing NOTHING to sort themselves out, eating crap all day it is just disgusting
How annoying is this pointless flashing graphic?
As annoying as me of course

[harry hackedoff]

At my school kids can even do ten pin bowling for there pe lessons. Whats the point?!!

ph1l with your obvious command of the language, you must be an English teacher.

Artboy, you`re not really a "people person" at all, are you Ste
Fairt Bairsterds, oi luvs`em, couldn`t eat a whole un meself mind

In UKers we were told that fat is the new thin, can`t do much about it and it`s happening everywhere, so shut yer neck, skinnie, and eat yer double cheese burger.
That`s shite. We`ve been monitoring what young Feckan eats, lately and besides fat burgers, you should look at the amount of sugar they are being fed. Sometimes he switches to "Total Bastard" mode for no obvious reason. Mrs Aitch went on skool trip to bakery couple of weeks ago,and the penny dropped after Jack ate a jam dough-nut. Ten minutes later he was a hyper-active shit. (Like father..... )
Poke yer Atkins diet, or low fat chips. We are omnivores. That means we can eat anything.( Drunken scenes of debauchery in the mess, apart)
It`s very simple. Put in more than you take out, result fat city.
Take out the same/more than you put in, result the God like creature that I have become
Too easy mate


Do you get the Mcdonald advert where the geezer talks in varicose accents, about the joys of a big mac, or chicken focachia?
Well, he`s a dead ringer for Parry
Speaking of fat bastards, isn`t it quiet without the rotund one?
"Nursey, wot jew fancy for dinner, gell? Guinness and double Ginsters, or Ginsters and double Guinness?"
"What ever you wants my plump dumplin, I`m `avin me usual half stick of celery"
"Bollocks, I`ll have both"

[Artist]

Harry

Good point ref Ginsters. With the Prez on his world domination tour they must be sweating at the fall off of orders from Truro.

I heard a buzz that Black Rat delivers the new recipes to "Fortress Truro" in a Black Maria so's the Prez can give them his oppion on the pros and cons of the latest Oggies.

That what I heard anyway.........

Artist

[gruff_c]

Let them eat themsleves into a early grave if they dont care bout there health they why shud we

Has anyone heard of the law suit against mcDonalds these fatties are sueing them for making them FAT!.

i blame the parents !!!

[Sweet Caroline]

Artist, I quite agree with you on this one.

I hate to see fat children. I was at a kids party a few days ago and all the fat ones were round the food table stuffing their faces, while the other ones were dancing and playing games. I've never seen kids eat so much in my life - they ate more than I did, even the table wasn't safe from them.

It's disgusting.

[Hyperlithe]

3 out of the 4 girls on my OASC got told we need to put ON weight, me included. Anyone got any suggestions?

[Hyperlithe]

That sounds alright to me!
My biggest problem in putting on weight is probably the fact that I'm skint, closely followed by working nights. How do you put on weight (including body fat) and still maintain your fitness training? Seems impossible!

[Sticky Blue]

Eat lard!
Lard Butties
Lard Tea with extra sugar
Lard on toast
Poached lard on lard and lard toast
Fried lard butties with lard salad dressing (omit the actual salad for a quicker weight gain)
Dodge salads

You could take complan or a meal supplement in addition to you normal food. Keep the training up and increase the ammount you eat... you could always go and find a fat bird and ask her what she eats