Just what else has he got hidden away in that bloody loft?
Aide memoirs, Medals, the odd copter or two. Wombat, disenchanted wren.
He says he cant get in it but who knows.......
Used to live in Padstow Cornwall and they were weird.
Aye steve evans
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The mystery of Rob Parrys loft
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'THE LOFT'
Dear owdun
I think you could be right ........... Mmmmm.
Have you seen his photo?..........Mmmmmm.
Aye steve evans
I think you could be right ........... Mmmmm.
Have you seen his photo?..........Mmmmmm.
Aye steve evans
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Hello my leetle friends. My photo was taken after many hours helping the inhabitants of Turf Lodge get a good nights kip.........NOT, if I'm up they were up!
My loft contains.........but no, perhaps it is too soon to mention the equipment/hardware installed at great expense and even greater hernia.
The command bunker has been moved to the new sun room as Nurse insists on calling the conservatory. I excuse her pretensions, but object to suppositories being installed in full view of the neighbourhood, such hands, such speed and subtlety.
Did anybody watch David Attenborough the other night? That piece with the Mountain Gorillas always makes me cry........reminds me of my honeymoon!
My loft contains.........but no, perhaps it is too soon to mention the equipment/hardware installed at great expense and even greater hernia.
The command bunker has been moved to the new sun room as Nurse insists on calling the conservatory. I excuse her pretensions, but object to suppositories being installed in full view of the neighbourhood, such hands, such speed and subtlety.
Did anybody watch David Attenborough the other night? That piece with the Mountain Gorillas always makes me cry........reminds me of my honeymoon!
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Why don't you buggers wait a bit!!!! Rob and Nursey,are one of the same person (How else would he have got the Medical and DIY knowledge all at once, and you never hear of them in the same room).He's a Schizo, you can tell by the eyes! 
Watch the BBC's Cash In the Atic programme next week, broadcast from Southerbys of Oakhampton.
Rumor has it that he is selling off items such as Enema hoses (brown/red type),in six foot lengths, Steel kidney bowles of various sizes, syringes of various sizes and cake icing equipment, a box of soiled linen and panty hose(used), along with a number of starched white aprons and lots of other interesting Victorian gynaecological equipment.
I have it on good authority that he needs at least £600 to cover his last fine at the assizes. :splat: This was recieved because he was cought putting Valcro on the inside of his wellie boots while on a visit to Bodmin Moor. The Beak said while, waying him off, that he thought the sheep should have, at least, been given a chance to say no.
Watch the BBC's Cash In the Atic programme next week, broadcast from Southerbys of Oakhampton.
Rumor has it that he is selling off items such as Enema hoses (brown/red type),in six foot lengths, Steel kidney bowles of various sizes, syringes of various sizes and cake icing equipment, a box of soiled linen and panty hose(used), along with a number of starched white aprons and lots of other interesting Victorian gynaecological equipment.
I have it on good authority that he needs at least £600 to cover his last fine at the assizes. :splat: This was recieved because he was cought putting Valcro on the inside of his wellie boots while on a visit to Bodmin Moor. The Beak said while, waying him off, that he thought the sheep should have, at least, been given a chance to say no.
The Honourable Lord Mike of Loch Borralan
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