........sat in the bath dying my nasal hair when in burst H_N dressed as John Wayne but wearing large pink flippers and a groucho mask. He apologised for his intrusion and I thought it lucky I had no water in the bath and was wearing a full noddy suit minus a ressy.
As he turned to leave he mumbled.......
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......You really must make an effort to roll your hips more if you insist in doing those John Wayne impressions! and stop letting that Pikey Doc use the Police Station bathroom every time he fancies a W*nk! Although they were mightily impressed by his ability to............
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Now expecting their coffee every hour on the hour Doc was becoming very anaemic. Approaching the sickbay to prescribe himself iron tablets, E45 cream and a wrist splint, Doc turned the corner to see..............-
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....Sticky Blue sat naked in the corner blowing his horn whilst flo accompanied him by strumming away merrily whilst balancing various glasses of alcoholic beveragres upon her ample bosom! When discovering to their horror that they had a voyeur flo tried to cover her "guitar" and screamed.............
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
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...."what the fark are Sticks, Doc and myself on a farking crab base for!!??". Unique in our dilema and feeling all alone what with our military bearing and habit of showering with soap, we decided to form 3 tunnels heading out from the basement of the Medical Centre.
Tunnel one "Tom" was closed down when we ran into the underfloor heating vents from the Holiday Inn near the runway.
Tunnel two "Dick" collapsed as Flo reversed onto Sticky, after seeing a rat, and his periscope went up!
Tunnel three "Harry" is now past the fence and the ever vigilant RAF Regt perimeter patrol.
Waiting until darkness fell to make their escape, they huddled together to maintain warmth and suddenly Sticky cried out..................
Tunnel one "Tom" was closed down when we ran into the underfloor heating vents from the Holiday Inn near the runway.
Tunnel two "Dick" collapsed as Flo reversed onto Sticky, after seeing a rat, and his periscope went up!
Tunnel three "Harry" is now past the fence and the ever vigilant RAF Regt perimeter patrol.
Waiting until darkness fell to make their escape, they huddled together to maintain warmth and suddenly Sticky cried out..................
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"wheres the soap???"
to which Harry replied.."yes it does, doesn't it"
Flo by this time had regained her composure and was swiftly heading back thru the tunnel towards the bar where....
to which Harry replied.."yes it does, doesn't it"
Flo by this time had regained her composure and was swiftly heading back thru the tunnel towards the bar where....
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........."Doc get that shovel handle out from up my A*se!!!"
to which Doc replied with a grin " but Stix, flo's got the shovel!"
Just at that point a Bollinger Delivery truck enroute the Officers Mess passed overhead causing a great rumbling, flo who had come back down the tunnel to see what all the hullaballoo was about rounded the corner to see Sticky and Doc had disengaged but Sticky's rear was now covered in......
to which Doc replied with a grin " but Stix, flo's got the shovel!"
Just at that point a Bollinger Delivery truck enroute the Officers Mess passed overhead causing a great rumbling, flo who had come back down the tunnel to see what all the hullaballoo was about rounded the corner to see Sticky and Doc had disengaged but Sticky's rear was now covered in......
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........".I don't feckin care where or who it came from! You 3 are nicked! Thanks to your tunnelling the Runway has collapsed and the Bolly wagon can't get to the Mess! WTF is that in your hand Doc?"
To which Doc muttered......
To which Doc muttered......
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) H-N reached into his pocket and produced...-
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.a large pinkbugle which he handed to Stix saying get down to theMess and keep them amused....because they were still awaiting the arrival of the Bolly truck when suddenly Artist appeared from behind a bush shouting" Have I missed my Flighty?"
To which HH replied......
To which HH replied......
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