Is the weight with or without eight pints of beer before or after you go for a piss?
Don't worry, if your slightly over weight and fit, you'll soon lose it and if over, you'll soon put it on.
It' more important to get your brain in order.
Good luck. :laola:

Who'd want a king who TRAINED like a spud?

Who'd want a king who TRAINED like a spud?

Dance of the flaming arseholes is a cert to cure it. Just remember to have someone with a pint standing close by. Not to put the fire out, it's better to have a pint in your hand when you're pissing yourself laughing at someone elses misfortune!!!!

Dance of the flaming arseholes is a cert to cure it. Just remember to have someone with a pint standing close by. Not to put the fire out, it's better to have a pint in your hand when you're pissing yourself laughing at someone elses misfortune!!!!

I feel proud just to think i was in the same Corps as this great man,
I had just joined my first rifle coy as he was planning his first retirement'.
Makes you humble at times. Rest in peace Derek although someone will probably be getting hell up there ha ha !!!!!

Can anyone tell me the whereabouts of Griff griffiths, scouse stanton, marty lind, willie hepburn, jackie moyers, dave barton? from the 70's '45 they must be really ugly by now!!!:(

Personally i'm gonna swallow a good load of PE and everyone will get a bit of me!!!!!!

Wishing all a happy New Year.
Keep your tail between your legs!!
Dave Sturgeon

Wishing all a happy New Year.
Keep your tail between your legs!!
Dave Sturgeon