You might think that I'm being an old fuddy duddy killjoy but I had some tats done just after I passed out at 18. It was the done thing.
What you have to think about is what will they look like 30 - 40 years into the future when the six pack has become a barrel and your getting to be a bit of a ...

You might think that I'm being an old fuddy duddy killjoy but I had some tats done just after I passed out at 18. It was the done thing.
What you have to think about is what will they look like 30 - 40 years into the future when the six pack has become a barrel and your getting to be a bit of a ...

Well done lad. Now just wait for those immortal words from the Adj
' Royal Marines to your duties.......' You'll feel fit to burst.

Well done lad. Now just wait for those immortal words from the Adj
' Royal Marines to your duties.......' You'll feel fit to burst.

I believe that Elmer's problem has to do with his ' Peace through superior fire power' and 'Grab 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow' attitude. Further, just about anyone who is not a WASP is lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut in their eyes.

To be fair they do not have ...

I believe that Elmer's problem has to do with his ' Peace through superior fire power' and 'Grab 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow' attitude. Further, just about anyone who is not a WASP is lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut in their eyes.

To be fair they do not have ...

Artist wrote:Some twonk moaning about the delay in getting to the front

My thoughts on hearing this was why not load them all in a Chinook, make a low pass over Ba'ath party HQ and turf them all out.

Artist wrote:Some twonk moaning about the delay in getting to the front

My thoughts on hearing this was why not load them all in a Chinook, make a low pass over Ba'ath party HQ and turf them all out.

Sneaky wrote:I love footy, cricket, booze and women.

What about 'Veggie Mite'?

Sneaky wrote:I love footy, cricket, booze and women.

What about 'Veggie Mite'?

I always remember being at Deal, about second week in, our Instructor (Bunty Stonestreet) saying that those of us who stayed the course and did the full 22 yrs would end up as 40 year old broken down crippled wrecks.
It took a little longer but here I am with knackered knees, permanent back trouble ...

I once got a bollocking for splashing the Royal Yacht.

1977 Silver Jubilee Thames river pageant. Boss and I (1RSRM) carrying out a recce of the route. On passing the yacht in the Pool of London we were hailed by a naval chappie, with gold up to his elbows, requesting that we "Do not splash the ...

I once got a bollocking for splashing the Royal Yacht.

1977 Silver Jubilee Thames river pageant. Boss and I (1RSRM) carrying out a recce of the route. On passing the yacht in the Pool of London we were hailed by a naval chappie, with gold up to his elbows, requesting that we "Do not splash the ...

BenChug wrote:Who in the sam hells ever heard of bloody endangered ants.

I refer you to recent news from Germany. Some building or other cannot be built because on endangered ants.

BenChug wrote:Who in the sam hells ever heard of bloody endangered ants.

I refer you to recent news from Germany. Some building or other cannot be built because on endangered ants.