Alot of the SAS troopers come from the Paras not sure of the 58% but it's worth remembering that only a few years ago if a Royal Marine wanted to join the SAS (and many did) they had to leave the Marines, join the army and then into the SAS. This was mainly a paper exersise with the booties doing ...

NO, you will not be allowed to join up with some off the smallest, dumb fcuk tattoos I have ever seen, why on earth you ever thought you could bypasses me........happy now?


For fcuksake, anyone that sees them will instantly realise your inability to be fed information and absorb it.



P.s your ...

Now Smudger, that really depends on whether your an old support company rank or not.

davidemmerson wrote:

Dopey bollox wrote:Cheers whooley, feel all splecial now.

... and again...

Ever heard of a bite?

Cheers whooley, feel all splecial now.

The guy in the picture is Tatts, he is one of those "round my beautiful body and back" types now. Joined up with him in 85, his missus gave birth in the next delivery suite to my missus in freedom fields as well......small world.

What no red? I feel cheated.

Can you please answer my original question, after all it mentions quite clearly in one of the stickys (I think) that spouting bollox in reply to questions is frowned upon.

Your BST.

You jump off the 10m board, fully clothed wearing fighting order and carrying a rifle. You have to swim the length of the pool and back (breaststroke) then tread water for 2 minutes. After two minutes you have to hand over your rifle and fighting order to someone stood by the side of the ...

whats with the MOD edits in red regarding grammer and spelling, is this a fcuking exam?

YES IT WAS AND YOU FAILED.NOW GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE OR GET A LIFE.TWONK.

My, we're viscious. Now back to my original point that you have seen fit to delete, I will just point you in the direction of the ...

marinewannabe wrote:it depends on the injury sustained matey . Sometimes it can be a permenent not suitable for service or sometimes can be 6-12 months , for me it was four years due to it been diagnoses as asthma even though it was a chest infection in the end.

FOUR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

whats with the MOD edits in red regarding grammer and spelling, is this a fcuking exam?

YES IT WAS AND YOU FAILED.NOW GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE OR GET A LIFE.TWONK.