Anyone see that Billy Connolly sketch about retaining water? "No, you're retaining chips." The fat on my ribs wobbled at that one.
Artist: Kudos for telling them to their faces that she's a fat bint.
Alcohol is superb for weight-gain, partially because liver (or kidney?) damage can cause water ...

Anyone see that Billy Connolly sketch about retaining water? "No, you're retaining chips." The fat on my ribs wobbled at that one.
Artist: Kudos for telling them to their faces that she's a fat bint.
Alcohol is superb for weight-gain, partially because liver (or kidney?) damage can cause water ...

wtf Whitey?

For a start, lying is not treason it is...lying (or Contemp of Parliament over here). Secondly, the US has proper seperation of powers with active checks and balances, George Dubya didn't lead the US into a war on his own, he did it with the blessing of the (properly) elected ...

Wahaay I'm platoon

Actually that description makes me sound like a pussy.

Wahaay I'm platoon

Actually that description makes me sound like a pussy.

1ST officer "A TIGER!! IN AFRICA??!!"

2ND officer replies "Yes probobly escaped from the zoo"

1ST officer "A TIGER!! IN AFRICA??!!"

2ND officer replies "Yes probobly escaped from the zoo"