sittingduck - Blah blah blah - who cares, shouldn't have got a poorly bobo injury, tube.

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Yes, I know a few of the lads where contacts.

Get as fit as you can in the next 2 months, and it will make things a lot better yourself when you start training. Set yourself a steady program of running and some kind of circuit training. You cannot substitute running for anything else so don't kid yourself. You can make your own circuit which ...

Ring up this f@#k, threaten to drive down to wherever he is and break his chubby face. Or you could just buy some new cloths from army surplus store. Ha Ha!

PS Well done in Basra for the fight against freedom.

Sorry guys, but this tube is winding me up.

Its Para Reg arsehole, Para reg airborne thrusters, you pussy i'll knock your teeth out. Meat and veg - Para reg .

" Once you've passed P Coy and have done your first Abex you're in, regardless of how you speak, read, write, etc ." - What are you on about? Pass P-coy, do an exercise, and you're in ...

I don't mean wear the flip flops on your hands when looking at porn!! Thats an idea though.

Seems a good varied training program you have there. When you run, try to make sure its x-country with some nice hills, beat-up is mainly off road and so is p-coy. Do some interval training, and sprint hill reps, you can't beat it, you'll notice a dramatic improvement in your fitness. Don't worry ...

Don't forget your racing spoon, or just nick one from the cookhouse. Porn is very important and flip flops (you don't want any land oysters between your toes do you, plus they're good for airing blisters).

Doc you really are a sexual deviant!

Isn't that Mr Motivator??

What and who are you? Have you ever done an op or exercise with 2 sqn? Probably not, because you sound like an ex blanket stacker or maybe bottle washer, especially with the most homosexual website I have ever seen. 2 sqn guys are good soldiers, and thats coming from ex para reg, and pre para is a ...

I can't get my uniform off quick enough at the weekend, and certainly wouldn't wear it outside of camp, unless on exercise. I reckon you've got to be a sad act wearing those big green pyjamas round town anyway, why would you - you become a target. Uniform isn't supposed to be worn outside, unless ...

Hey, everybody knows paras can't spell! Either that or its the stinking hangover I've been having the last few days.