Kevin,
That ain't no"Kings English"Thats the meanderings of a drunk Bootneck adrift in Australia where by all accounts(well his anyway)He is having altogether too much fun 8)
Go Bo-Sox.
Now I know thats something you'll understand.
Wholley.
:P

Yep, got that. Figured out a tinny is a beer. Rest ...

As an example, I heard this, last Sunday,(put on yer best Oz accent)
"Hey `Arry bloke, you Pommy Cult! How are you farkin goin mate, flat out like a farkin lizard drinking or what, ye cult? Are ye geddin enough mate are ye? Hey, are ye? Farkin looks like you are. Lacky farkin barsted. Get this ...

Hi everybody. I'm from Detroit, Michigan, a little bit west of London. I'm ex-airborne, E/1/101st, waaay back in the '60's. Looking forward with conversing with you guys - er chaps. Might need some help with the language barrier.