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Chariot for Sale
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 11:43 am
by Fontenoy
SWEET CHARIOT FOR SALE
SLIGHTLY BATTERED
15 PREVIOUS OWNERS
SWINGING LOW ONLY ON ONE SIDE NOW
WAS WHITE NOW GREEN
CAN BE VIEWED IN A FIELD NEAR ATHENRY
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 2:04 pm
by El Prez
Come my revolution you will be first against the wall Mick! As they say in the Falls "We know where you live!"
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 2:19 pm
by Fontenoy
Come my revolution you will be first against the wall Mick!
That'll be the day El Prez.When did John Bull ever stir himself to have a revolution?.People who drink "bitter" don't revolt they form queues. 
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 2:26 pm
by Dave.Mil
gone
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 2:41 pm
by Fontenoy
Noel Murphy captain of the Irish rugby team back in the 60s was giving the team talk.Look lads he says dem snobby sasanachs just think we are a gang of muck savages who are just going to come out kicking, biting and gouging well says he let's not disappoint them.
Yeh El Prez there's nuttin we enjoy more than being revolting.
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 3:45 pm
by Mince
What about the Civil War, eh? That was pretty revolutionary. I heard that's the reason the army's called the British Army and not the Royal Army, because they sided with Cromwell.
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 4:00 pm
by lew
It will be interesting to see how many ''rugby fans'' lose interest now...
lew
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 4:22 pm
by El Prez
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 4:56 pm
by gash-hand
lew wrote:It will be interesting to see how many ''rugby fans'' lose interest now...
Hopefully all those 'lifelong rugby fans' that have appeared since the world cup win will decide to go back to football now.
If that happens then the Irish will have done us a massive favour - wouldn't that be a turn up for the books.
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 5:28 pm
by Mince
El Prez wrote: don't the priests teach you buggers anything apart from "Blow on this my son".
Oh yes! Ten points to that man! There should be an emoticon for applause.
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 6:08 pm
by Artist
The Poor English Rugby Team. Losing at home as well.
Tch, Tch, Tch.
Snee! Snee! Snee! Hello Earth were back!
Artist
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 7:52 pm
by sneaky beaky
I was coming back from London on Saturday night. As I was approaching the train that we were about to get on, a few obviously verry happy Irish fans, dressed in the usual gear, shouted to us, " We beat the World Champions!!" It did seem a bit pointless to point out that England were STILL the world champions!
Sneaky
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 9:19 pm
by Rover
Correct SB, England are still the world champions.
But is it not also correct to say that Ireland did beat them!
Rover
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 9:35 pm
by jpb
all in all it was a fantastic match and a great result for us but can you imagine what the england v france match is going to be like....don't think england are going to let france get six out of six if they can help it,,,looks like the last day of the six nation's is going to be a cracker all round regardless what country you are from,
keep your ball's oval.
Posted: Mon 08 Mar, 2004 10:16 pm
by El Prez
Nurse is definitely going shopping that day! Once I've had my prematch fish finger sandwiches, half gallon of tea, and embrocation with a tea cake or two.