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You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more
powerful than you can possibly imagine

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''I place us some where between 'You goh a purdy maouth' and Bum f@#k ville''

"Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake" - Stiffler

"Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?" - Donkey

"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump

"Remember: Cute and cuddly boys. Cute and cuddly" - Skipper The Penguin

"What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?"

"I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch."

"I love the smell of Napalm in the mourning"

"But Sir, that beach belongs to Charlie" - "Charlie don't surf"

Need I say more?

I'm bored so I'll put my bits in.
Gotta love Arnie quotes.

"You know when I said I would kill you last? I LIED" - Commando.

"Wrong" - Commando.

"Stick around" - Predator.

"Get to the choppa!!" - Predator.

"Let off some steam Bennett" - Commando.

"Whats the matter Dylan? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" - Predator.

Can't think of any more, may do so when I get some sleep or when I can be bothered.

Just_me,
Your quotes from 'Apocalypse Now' and the black parts of my quote from 'True Grit' were both spoken by the same actor, Robert Duvall.

American Pie

Steve Stifler(LEGEND): It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-f@#k. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

Monty, you terrible c@#t!

There are numerous lines from the Wizard of Oz (one of my all time favourite films), but this is one of the best:

"Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch, at last, is dead!" - Glinda the good witch of the north.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0

Flighty quoted similar in another thread, but her quote is taken directly from a line in the song.

"I have a heart condition...I have a heart condition...if you hit me it's murder!"

Not a film as suh but a good quote anyway:
(Thinking)"Please don't spit in my food, please don't spit in my food, please don't spit in my food" (Speaking) "Thank you for my food!"

"Hey Doug, I just spit in that guys food"

Not much but made me laugh!

These are from Snatch, when those black pawn brokers are trying to rob Bricktop's bookies':

1) "Your're a natural, ain't ya Tyrone?"
2) "Course I am"
3) "Too tight?! You could fit a jumbo f*cking jet in there"
4) "A natural f*cking idiot"
5) "I didn't see it!"
6) "Appreciated but all...bets...are...off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money"
7) "What the f*ck are you two doing"

davidemmerson wrote:These are from Snatch, when those black pawn brokers are trying to rob Bricktop's bookies':

1) "Your're a natural, ain't ya Tyrone?"
2) "Course I am"
3) "Too tight?! You could fit a jumbo f*cking jet in there"
4) "A natural f*cking idiot"
5) "I didn't see it!"
6) "Appreciated but all...bets...are...off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money"
7) "What the f*ck are you two doing"

That film's a ledge.

The best is when Turkish says "Why the F*CK..did you put gorgeous george in a bareknuckle boxing match, two days before he had to fight the bomber?"

From Snatch's younger brother (Lock Stock).
"How do you know it was them?"
"We shot them,"
"What did you shoot them with, a f*cking pellet gun?"
*AWKWARD SILENCE*