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building a big arse
Posted: Fri 30 Mar, 2007 11:55 am
by marinewannabe
well how is it done do you reckon ?? only so many squats you can do .any tips would be good , just bought some new jeans you see and my little civvy arse doesnt fit very well.
Posted: Fri 30 Mar, 2007 12:49 pm
by Sarastro
Lego?
Or possibly Legover.
Posted: Fri 30 Mar, 2007 1:07 pm
by sandam
Deep fried Mars bars for sure. Thats what you need.
Posted: Fri 30 Mar, 2007 3:35 pm
by marinewannabe
well some good tips there lads
hahaha fried mars bars could do the trick though !!!!
Posted: Fri 30 Mar, 2007 10:42 pm
by Artist
EAT LARD! Give up movement, Lay on your back and tell people to go and Feck Themselves when they suggest that you make an effort to
GET A LIFE. Then, once you have told them what you want to do get people to buy you loads of unhealthy food because you are just laying on you arse getting fatter by the hour.
One bloke in the USA laid on his pit for so long he was attached to his mattress when he popped his clogs.
Age: 49.
Weight:........over 50 stone!!!!
Result? Dead!
Fecking FLUB's are a growing problem in the UK (FLUB=Fat, Lazy, Useless. Bastard).
This family turns to on a Saturday at the Market I work in. Grand Mum, Mum and the 3 FLUBS! Overweight young kids who have never known healthy food in ther entire lifes! They all need Bras!
Artist
Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 5:14 pm
by ADDiction
Boy Booty?
My buns are rock hard but thankfully they lack the mass of J-Lo's.
Is this a new craze? Lads with big fat slappable asses?
Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 6:44 pm
by marinewannabe
hahaha well useful replies there lads and lady. And good to have you back flo
ohh and i think it may just be a new craze most attractive part onn a man apparently well so says my hello magazine hahaha.
Posted: Sun 01 Apr, 2007 2:40 pm
by Cliodna
Sit on your arse all day, eat loads of choccy biscuits and watch endless re-runs of Tricia and Jeremy Kyle.
Well, it worked for my sister!!!
Posted: Thu 05 Apr, 2007 4:11 pm
by fodd
Artist wrote:EAT LARD! Give up movement, Lay on your back and tell people to go and Feck Themselves when they suggest that you make an effort to
GET A LIFE. Then, once you have told them what you want to do get people to buy you loads of unhealthy food because you are just laying on you arse getting fatter by the hour.
One bloke in the USA laid on his pit for so long he was attached to his mattress when he popped his clogs.
Age: 49.
Weight:........over 50 stone!!!!
Result? Dead!
Fecking FLUB's are a growing problem in the UK (FLUB=Fat, Lazy, Useless. Bastard).
This family turns to on a Saturday at the Market I work in. Grand Mum, Mum and the 3 FLUBS! Overweight young kids who have never known healthy food in ther entire lifes! They all need Bras!
Artist
GEN DIT i seen a lad in the gym and i thought he was a girl his bust was that big he needed a bra when i was in the hydro pool and he had no top on i swear he had boobs like a womens it's sick society these days!!!
I even walked past a group of about 10 kids the other day and i swear about 6 of them were fat!!! what is going on