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Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

I found it funny as hell. My French gf is not finding it so funny. Damit, now I'm in trouble. Look what you did.

Made me chuckle on my Birthday, thanks!!