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Seeing your girlfriend
Posted: Wed 14 Jul, 2004 9:54 am
by Dean
yo ppl, im seriously considering the Army and was discussing it wiv my GF, shes very supportive but we was just wantin to kno how often we get to see eachuva, she obviously wants her own carrer so her following me around everywhere i go aint fair on her, i just wanned to kno the score, n wat about wen it comes to startin a family
cheers
dean
Posted: Wed 14 Jul, 2004 11:05 am
by Lance
Yo Dean.
Speak English.
Re: Seeing your girlfriend
Posted: Wed 14 Jul, 2004 11:29 am
by Cliodna
Dean wrote: n wat about wen it comes to startin a family
Well, when it comes to starting a family, first of all you have to do a bit of the inny-outy stuff. Then if you are really unfortunate, your likkle seed will fertilise the likkle egg and approx 40 weeks later (unless you have shagged an elephant) out will pop a screaming, wailing, hungry shyte bag.
Simple really.
Posted: Wed 14 Jul, 2004 12:21 pm
by Dave.Mil
Then if you are really unfortunate, your likkle seed will fertilise the likkle egg and approx 40 weeks later
Don't fall for that old one, She'll be telling you there's no Santa or tooth fairy next
Dean if you are serious about joining the Forces you must realise it's a life style not a job you will get to see your girlfriend and family but only when your allowed to not when you want to. Things have changed when it comes to getting leave(I'm sure those still serving will correct me) and you do get your full entitlement. But there are many more deployments these days so you will spend a lot of time away.
PS. learn to ask questions in real english.
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 2:47 pm
by bigbart
And you have to understand that you'll be leaving on or near your regiment, which could be as far away as Germany. If you want a family, you'd have to get married, and she'd have to move in with you in an Army house. If she wants her own career would she be willing to pack up and move to an house near your base? And if your regiment moved, would she up and move again? You both have to want it, or it won't work. The Army has a very high divorce rate. I'm married myself, but my wife grew up on Army camps and knows what to expect.
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 3:11 pm
by Guest
Oi Dean from 'orkshire.
Sthil at scholl m8y, yer get sum in in the arrrrrmmy u shud do wel as t' regeMENTAL clerk, they loike ppl who cant spel 'n awl.
Go fur yung man!
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 4:31 pm
by bootneck
Spannerman wrote:Oi Dean from 'orkshire.
Sthil at scholl m8y, yer get sum in in the arrrrrmmy u shud do wel as t' regeMENTAL clerk, they loike ppl who cant spel 'n awl.
Go fur yung man!
Spanners, in the words of MeatLoaf, " You too the words right out of my mouth"
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 5:15 pm
by bigbart
'Ere spannerman, I 'ope that wasn't a dig at t'yorkshire accent. 'Cause it sounded more Devonshire.
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 6:09 pm
by tyke172
Greatest place a man can live is good old Orkshire!
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 6:39 pm
by Hyperlithe
Do all the Shire people talk funny?
Posted: Thu 15 Jul, 2004 7:31 pm
by Guest
Oi do coz we in East Anglia crunch carrots and feed our kids on Swedes and Turnips.
Aye yer gotta a loight boiy?
Posted: Fri 16 Jul, 2004 10:40 am
by bigbart
I were gooin' to work downt pit like me fatha, burrit shut daaahn. So I'm gooin' in t' Aarmy instead. What do you mean talk funny?
Posted: Fri 16 Jul, 2004 6:17 pm
by Tab
Posted: Mon 19 Jul, 2004 5:18 pm
by mercury
Leave your monkey at the station sonny
