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Chris
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:29 pm
by dan
Just a quick trip down memory lane. Chris was an icon on MF, he could always be counted on to come out with some cracking comments and was the forefather of you 'txt talking/speed typin'/dyslexic' people.
Chris, I salute you.
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Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:37 pm
by dan
This is one of the funniest things ever committed to the internet. When i'm a famous sitocm writer, i'll be poaching this stuff all the time. Note how he doesn't 'notice' he'd got home and ended up lying in the middle of the road. Internet comedy doesn't get any better than this. This is you're second personally dedicated thread Chris. You've earned it.
"i just got back from my morning run i planed to run for 1.4 miles a round trip
so i decided to try to sprint it so i did at the end of the trip i did not notice i was home so i kept running before i knew it i had did the cirkit 3 times in all 4.2 miles i looked at my my stop watch and i had done it in 29.34 Mins when i stoped to look at stop watch i notices how mutch pain i was in i tryed to walk home after 10 yards i could not go no more before i knew it i was laying in the midle of the street in the rain after 20 mins i got up and managed to hobble home
no matter how mutch pain im in i am happy my best intil now was 1.4 miles in 15 so what an inprovement"
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:43 pm
by Cronkilla
It brings a tear to my eye
How's things on the other side?
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:52 pm
by dan
Drunk.
Ah, Chris. Those were the good ol' days weren't they Cronk?
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:56 pm
by dan
Hey Cronkilla, don't mean to change the topic too much but do you know of any other members with anything like the comedic flair that Chris demonstrated? If you can get any corker quotes on the thread, i'll second them as members of the 'Chris Hall of Fame' in honour of it's patriach.
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:57 pm
by Sully
Hello mucker - will PM soon.
I remember a thread on techniques used on the tarzan assault. Gash Hand handled the situation excellently. Priceless.
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 4:00 pm
by lew
What ever happened to chris, I dont think I've seen any posts from him recently...
Dan hows life in the marines treating you???
lew
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 4:03 pm
by dan
Where is Chris?? God speed that he shall return to us soon...
Will anyone second 'waitandbleed' for this little gem?
"one of u said that i'll get a punch from a marine for saying all of this shit. Fights do not phase me at all and i would fight someone over a tin of beans if that's what they wanted. As far as getting my ass kicked is concerned i've been studying martial arts since i was 4 years old and i have black belts in 3 different styles, not to mention i have invented my own fighting style. My own style focus's on knife fighting. I have to show restraint when fighting because i've been trained to break the arms and legs very quickly and i have several times gotten into fights when drunk and gone too far. You'd be suprised how easy it is to break an arm and i'm telling u they take ages to heal again."
I'd love to see his 'own fighting style'. There is a reward for anyone who can get hold of the 'tarzan' incident that Sully mentioned.
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 4:16 pm
by Sully
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 4:20 pm
by dan
Chris wrote:
"ok just finished whatching it and the assault corse looked abit easy and on the rope Crossing seems like a weird way to do when i cross a rope i do in by hanging underneath feels more natral what do you guys think?[/quote]"
"I agree with you chris - you should definitly stick to doing everything upside down and back to front, if possible."
Pure genius. Gash's response is the icing on the cake. Anyone to second waitandbleed in?
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 5:28 pm
by cglees
Anyone remember the gems that 'Airborne' character used to come out with??
I think they've all been removed.
If Chris ever comes back ive got a site just for him
http://dictionary.reference.com
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 6:26 pm
by ashley
I don't think my parents would be too happy if I was trying to 'get on' a toy.
My mum and dad are happy that I'm not planning on going on the doll like my brother
Superheroes have comics books where they shoot beams of nonsense from their nostrils. This superhero uses his power of statistics to make posts on the internet.
and i was in town today buying a computer game when i looked around and 60% of the people had a major weight problem
kthxbye.
i read somewhere its 18 to drink in pubs and but bbooze but you are allowed to drink in the home at 16 if with adults
I can't even be bothered to pin-point each error here.
I had a Simula problem last year around october i was out running and i take my dog with me (Golden Lab Bitch) so i was running trough a park and some little bastard well i say little he was 14 and i am 16 he tried tripping me up as i went past the swings what he was sat on at 7 A.M but i saw it and jumped his legs on the way back he was still there so i run past and the bastard kicked my dog very hard she was limping home so i got her home checked she was ok went back to the park without the dog and kicked the hell out of him never saw him in the park again i know it's not the right thing to do but hurting a animal thats done nothing to you warrants that
and that does conclude my post post about chris im gonna run around my house with noticing it now
Posted: Tue 06 Apr, 2004 9:53 am
by Guest
By christ. I'm sat at my desk nearly in tears - i'm sure my workmates think i'm mental.
It's posts such as these that make these forums worth visiting.
Good effort.
Dan
Posted: Tue 06 Apr, 2004 12:19 pm
by dan
Blinding effort there. Was the author Chris for all of them, just so we can rank them? That really is the dogs nads of odd posts. I couldn't quite work out what happened to the 'gold lab bitch' but it seemed to kick someone. Bizarre. The call is up, you are all challenged to search the annals (or 'anals' for Chris) to look for that elusive 'Holy Grail'.
Posted: Tue 06 Apr, 2004 12:28 pm
by dan
The following is a foray into complex politics. A gem:
Chris:
"I was shocked when i read this and verry angry i have emaild the link to Sky News"
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Dis i spell that right?
Rotary Booty:
"Chris, for crying out loud, you don't have to keep up the 'coded messages' thing, the US Forces really are in Baghdad.
What are you on about? (Or just, what are you on?)"
bootneck:
"Derek, whatever he`s on, i`ll have a pint"
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Chris:
"yo the Info Minister told me thay were being Crushed and Traped and that the reports are in a film set so stop your bullshit"
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Dis i spell that right?
bootneck:
"Moooooo!!"
