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How Dodgy are you?
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 4:11 pm
by TheCount
Just a bit of fun, take the quiz and see how dodgy you are, apparently my calculated years in Prison would be 51 and I could be up for a fine of £7000
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/special ... _you.html#
Oh and I will say SA80 at the bottom to make this a military related thread
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 4:36 pm
by JulesB
8 years in the Nick for me and 7 grand in fines!
Do you think this could help or hinder my police application?
SA80..........
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 4:52 pm
by Marina
I'm classified as dubious.
My years in prison would be 29 and a total fine of £2000.
Maybe I shouldn't have gone to Beirut last year !
SA80
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 4:58 pm
by harry hackedoff
Well, no surprises there, then.
As a well-dodgy geezer who`s very handy and a bit tasty, a little bit wooo, a little bit heyyyee, I find this post racist as it discriminates against Dodgy Geezers.
Furthermore, I will not be revealing the results of my test.
Oh alright then
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes108 Years in prison:
Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
And that`s only what I`m prepared to cough for
Any one who didn`t get the Black Cap, what sort of life have YOU been living? Wimps.
Aye, Harry
SA80 is still crap
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 5:13 pm
by Artist
37.5 years in the jug. £9500 fine. and me a born again christian (with attitude)!!!!
aye steve evans
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 6:25 pm
by Jan Milligan
Is it true you can have whatever you want for your last meal
??
Because I'm Funkened
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 6:35 pm
by bean
27 years and 9500 grand and I,m a coppa, I always new crime pays
Bean
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 6:48 pm
by Andy O'Pray
I will never survive my incarceration, but that's okay as I am broke anyway. Boy am I glad that I didn't live in Indonesia, or Minnisota.
Aye - Andy.
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 7:00 pm
by TheCount
If Parry, sorry, El Prez lived in Indonesia he'd be public enemy NO'1
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 7:15 pm
by Sticky Blue
Oh dear... I'm in deep poo! I hope the Mrs don't take this test because she will probably have to do more time than me.
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 7:39 pm
by brogueboy
ooops.......... it wasnt me honest ?
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 7:52 pm
by cglees
Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £4500
They make it all sound worse than it is
i only bent the rules a couple (most) of the time
Oh yeah almost forgot
Shite Arms 80
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 8:04 pm
by gash-hand
Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 8:40 pm
by Guest
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 71 Potential fine: £5000
Posted: Thu 01 May, 2003 8:45 pm
by El Prez
Now that you lot have been sussed I'll be flinging these keys out the door of the Presidential Train. Enjoy your time in pokey people.
