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How British are you?
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 8:33 am
by wilson
Test your wit and intelect about the Great Nation we live in! This is the proposed test to be introduced into the imigration system to assist with the housing of asylum seekers.
http://www.real153.com/content/british-test/default.asp
Aye,
wilson
lol
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 9:49 am
by Chris
I'm as British as Liam Gallagher's Broken teeth now out and beat up a Prostitute
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 2:48 pm
by harry hackedoff
British enough to be able to spell British
61 out of 72, is beating up prostitutes a common thread here?
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 3:33 pm
by ExCrabMate
62.
Apparently one must now beat up some slapper. Ah well, only a 10min drive to Crawley.

Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 3:41 pm
by Artist
As British as Sherlock Holmes. (I got 30)
Artist
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 3:46 pm
by Contractor
Thank you for completing this exam. Her Majesty is indeed pleased. You have a British index of 46.
You are as British as Guy Richie. And just as genuine.
(who is Guy Richie??????)
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:31 pm
by RobT
Contractor wrote:
You are as British as Guy Richie. And just as genuine.
(who is Guy Richie??????)
I got that too mate. I think he's the producer of Lock stock and two smoking barrels and also snatch (them london gangster films which yanks go mad for)
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:32 pm
by Contractor
Cheers Rob
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:33 pm
by Artist
He's also Maddonas husband.
Artist
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:40 pm
by Contractor
Madonnas married
When did that happen???
News travels a bit slow out here in the country.
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:45 pm
by harry hackedoff
Perhaps, she`s the one you have to beat up
Or, at least "slapper" around a bit

Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 4:47 pm
by RobT
lol. Oh yeah madonna is his wifey. They got married around 2-3 years ago i think!
Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 6:33 pm
by voodoo sprout
"Thank you for completing this exam. Her Majesty is indeed pleased. You have a British index of 20.
You are foreign. Or very old fashioned."
Bah, I'm moving to Botswana

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Posted: Mon 06 Oct, 2003 6:50 pm
by RobInDaUK
I got Guy Ritchie, why is quite good in my opinion
