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Will it stop me??
Posted: Thu 18 Apr, 2002 12:35 pm
by lucky
I`m thinking of joining, probably the SAS. The trouble is, I`ve got one leg longer than the other so I walk with a pronounced limp. I thought this would be great for undercover work trying to catch NAAFI gronks watering down the beer.
Anyway, because I limp I can only cross the road slowly.
I got run over by a bus last year and lost the use of my left eye.
Whilst in hospital, the doctors operated on my ear by mistake and I now have the use of only one ear.
When I left the hospital after the botched operation, an ambulance approached from my blind and deaf side and because I couldn`t see or hear it, I got knocked over resulting in a broken arm and hip.
Apart from these slight problems, I`m well up for joining the SAS or such like. Will these slight injuries hold me back?
thanks
lucky
Posted: Thu 18 Apr, 2002 12:43 pm
by Mutley
I once had a lucky A1BERT
Posted: Fri 26 Apr, 2002 11:42 pm
by harry hackedoff
SEEN
you punster
Posted: Fri 07 Jun, 2002 12:56 pm
by barrybudden
Lucky, maby you could get a start in some sort of elite mountain outfit as you would have no bother contouring round hills so long as your short leg was up the hill.
Will it help me
Posted: Sat 08 Jun, 2002 2:12 am
by Mike
Had a dog once named lucky, was'nt eligible to join the SAS though....... but by god he could sniff a bitch, on heat, at four miles.........come to think of it...he had a limp too.
PS could we have some more funny little faces, Please?
Aye
Fortunate
Posted: Tue 11 Jun, 2002 10:16 am
by Mutley
Limp, do you mean brewers droop?
Face it
Posted: Tue 11 Jun, 2002 5:21 pm
by barbie doll
Mutley, Not when I'm around
Mike, Was he tagged
Dogs
Posted: Wed 12 Jun, 2002 9:51 am
by Mutley
I knew a three-badger who could sniff out a bitch in Union Street from the main gate at Seaton Bks, I reckon thats about 5 miles.
Come to think of it he was the one, when I was a bit of skin, that intro'd me to (amongst other things):
1. The PussyCat Club.
2. Block Sweeps
3. 10 minutes of Free Wets, with nothing more than a CS pellet and a box of matches..........
4. How to access the boilerhouse at 0220 in January when on WP
5. How to shite in a posh tarts handbag without anyone (well almost anyone) noticing, until........
6. The Pussycat Club.
Steve, if your out there mate, I never got the chance to say thanks
Will it stop me?
Posted: Wed 12 Jun, 2002 7:32 pm
by Mike
Barbie, Noooooooo he could go on all day !!!!!!
Chinese contraception : Man who keeps pea in boot always limp?!
No wonder there are so many of the little buggers!
Oh........ TAGGED..... No did'ent want any kick back from angry owners of bitches, why? your pooch a problem?
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 6:38 am
by U0001
These forums should be kept serious... not for laughs
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 10:37 am
by El Prez
I have news for you pal and it's all bad!
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 6:27 pm
by tony dean
Yes, shame on you all for not being serious........Oh, wait, you were!
U0001, any info you want about ..."Hereford"....feel free to ask me, although I may have to kill you afterwards
By the way parry, how long have you been a moderator?!
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 8:32 pm
by tony dean
AARRGGHH!!
Loz, you mentioned my name!
Oh sh*t I just mentioned yours!
Only one thing for it.... Click...Click..........I have to do this for the sake of national security you understand.......
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 8:54 pm
by El Prez
I have been asked to adopt a softer, kinder approach to the invertebrates seeking enlightenment. Consequently I shall dispose of my Tibetan Bhuddist kit and return to my favourite Chilean dictator ensemble. When you hear the icy tones of my "Ah my children" you may prostrate yourselves, but don't point that at me Loz. The Crimbo bonus is worth working for, but why should I when I can have it all for nothing. Dean, I like you, I kill you for Nuutheeng!
Vamanos Muchachos.
Posted: Wed 15 Jan, 2003 9:03 pm
by tony dean
Jeeeeeeezuz wept!!!........