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Hello Board!

Posted: Fri 16 Jun, 2006 3:56 pm
by K9dug
just joined, I'll cut to the chase, Whats the board like? is it ok for a laugh and a discussion?

or is it full of people claiming to be in the SAS? (there's a lot of it about!)

Posted: Fri 16 Jun, 2006 4:28 pm
by Winnie
No, a lot of people are from the SBS though...

Nah its a good bunch of people here matey. Mix of wannabes/serving/former.. Stick around, you'll see. :lol:

Posted: Fri 16 Jun, 2006 6:23 pm
by Wholley
Welcome aboard K9dug.
As winnie said we are all ex SBS/SAS/SASF/1 PARA/SWAT/SRT/ART/ERT/EMS/RM/RN/...We even have some Girl Guides(Tough Bunch) :P :P :P :P
Again,Welcome to the madhouse.
You will have to PM me your mearsurements so that a suitable straight Jacket can be made available at little cost to you.
Enjoy :D

Wholley.

Posted: Sat 17 Jun, 2006 11:30 am
by JoJo82
Oi, what you mean 'wannabe's'??? I was in the SAS then moved over to the SBS before being head hunted and selected ot joint he navy seals with the great US of A. I then left and moved over to be in the Australian SAS, before Ross Kemp came to me with the idea of Ultimate Farce, sorry force!

However, this all changed once I had my sex change :wink:

Welcome onboard, I'm the local loon!

Beth

Posted: Sat 17 Jun, 2006 8:04 pm
by going grey!
I used to be in the "united dairy's light horse, special cream deliverey brigade" but don't tell anyone :D

Posted: Sun 18 Jun, 2006 11:53 am
by Sticky Blue
going grey!, what colour is the stable?
I have a mate of a mate of a mate who knew someone in the "united dairy's light horse, UHT deliverey brigade" (A bit like your lot but not as rich and creamy (The milk, not the regt)) and only worked weekends and an annual camp 8) I'm only camp at weekends annually.

Posted: Mon 19 Jun, 2006 11:03 pm
by harry hackedoff
before Ross Kemp came
We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued 8) :roll:

Posted: Tue 20 Jun, 2006 12:23 am
by Wholley
harry hackedoff wrote: We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued 8) :roll:
Who Rattled your cage?
Thought you were happily ensconced in the UK.

I'll Get me Coat. :D :D

Posted: Tue 20 Jun, 2006 12:29 am
by JoJo82
harry hackedoff wrote:
before Ross Kemp came
We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued 8) :roll:
Come back under a fake user name and spin the dirt!

Posted: Tue 20 Jun, 2006 1:32 am
by harry hackedoff
Fake username?
Who Sir?
Me Sir :o

Widely reported in UK press six months ago, old bill involved as Mr Kemp gets a hiding off "she who must be obeyed" and then the story died a death for no good reason. 8)

Ever wondered why?


Now, what were you on about Jo?

Posted: Tue 20 Jun, 2006 9:43 am
by JoJo82
Now, what were you on about Jo?
If I tell you I'd have to kill you :wink: [/quote]

Posted: Wed 21 Jun, 2006 9:22 am
by jos
I were special 'I were'

I was the in the 'Bees knees'
Specially famous for visiting 'honey pots'
Didn't like the striped uniform much but got got to travel a lot.

Afetr getting into some sticky situations had to leave and join the BSAC...
To wash of all that honey....

Posted: Wed 21 Jun, 2006 11:55 am
by Tam527
I was in the ACC, which means I learned how to cook and kill people. :lol:

Posted: Sun 25 Jun, 2006 5:57 pm
by going grey!
Sticky, I got moved to yougart/special ops/new flavour section :D