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Last night I finally got round to signing up with the site, however in my eagerness I signed up with the joining and fitness forum, and seeing as I am not planning on joining the forces and I am defiantly not fit I thought I would be more at home here.
I posted an introduction on the other fourm and to save time I have cut and paste it below, thanks for having me.

Just a little introduction, the name as the username suggests is Johnny and it is nice to finally be a member of this site and not just a reader of it. Idleness always got the better of me as it has taken me a long time to finally sign up. I have read so many forms I feel like I know some of you already.
I feel it is only good manners to provide a small bit of background on myself, When I was a young fit nineteen year old in 1974 I joined the Royal Ulster Constabulary and served until June of 2000 (twenty six years service) over the years I have been stationed all over the province and seen my fair share of heartache. I have since retired and am enjoying my days in comfortable chairs and on a golf course on Sunday mornings.
Johnny

Oh b*gger you found us then

Once again welcome and if you have any spare handcuffs (with keys)...........whoops wrong forum

Enjoy

fiona

Ahhh Flo, she really does mean it! But if she doesn't, where are the handcuffs???


Welcome aboard!

Beth, have you noticed how its only us wrens who have made a b-line for a copper

Obviously we have been good girls

Looks like the lads havent....................come on, own up

now about taking down particulars!!!!!!!!!!!

Flo, it has been said that we tend to have more balls than the male generation!

Do coppers carry a set of pink fluffy handcuffs? Thats the important question

If you feel you can't air this in public, I am sure that Flo and me wouldn't mind a sneaky PM!

Thanks ladies, I know its not very noble of me to admit this but now im scared!
They took my pink flufflys off me on my last day .
Now promise me you two will behave and allow me to rome around this site feeling safe.
Whats that old saying, good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere!
Thanks again
Johnny

Its not Flo and I you should worry about, watch out for Doc and Artist, dodgy duo right there!!!

Beg to differ, the Hackedoff is the one to watch out for, i dont know how many times ive been called to his office for a 0900hrs march in.

Howdo Johnny

Welcome aboard Johnny.

I expect Gore will contact you as soon as he clocks your post.

Re-edited after being edited by sssh you know who.
Knock it off

Welcome aboard Johnny Boy, what about ye
Would you like a Blackbush?
See Jo.
If you would like a (rumoured to be) dyed blonde bush?
See Flo
Did you manage to retire before they turned you into a Nipper, btw
PM heading over the water to Norn Iron, een as we speak, big man
And mine`s is a Tullamore

Welcome John, watch the ladies on here, and Doc .

Welcome aboard Johnny5.

I hope that you get many a year from your pension. You deserve it.

Get as much out of it as you can !!!!

Watch out for the RMs about here. They can be a strange lot.

Think they can drink too.

Gore.

You don’t have to tell me they are a strange lot, I have seen first hand, Taunting them with maroon was always a good pass time I found. Must be something to do with all that water they gulp down when splashing about in the sea. Thanks for the further welcomes, I am just trying to find my feet on here and see where I can chip in.
Harry Pm sent your way.
As for the Bushmills, do you even have to ask.
Johnny

I'll have you know the bush is kept in tip top condition! Have a private Gardener, or we not talking about the garden variety?????