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Eighteen Years of Sexual Bliss, would that be tantric, Harry
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 7:01 pm
by harry hackedoff
Girls, today is my fourteenth wedding anniversary to Mrs Aitch
What a lucky girl she is
As per sops, we spent the evening in bed with a bottle of Veuve Cliquot as we have for the past eighteen years and I`ve just left her in a state of serene bliss
She really is a wunnerfull girl and I wonder, is anyone else out there really really happilly maried? Or are we the only ones? I have shagged me way round England with a vengeance, and Scotland, Norway, Europe etc but there comes a time when us stacks rates have to hang up our spurs
Second marriage is fine by me girls
Catch you later
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 7:03 pm
by flo
H, im on my second as well, mind you first one only lasted 4 days!! then i did a bunk. Have to agree you dont dip your toe in twice if the waters freezing.
happy anniversary mate.
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 7:06 pm
by Frank S.
Bertrand, j'ai toujours su que t'etais un grand romantique, au fond....
Joyeux anniversaire a vous deux!
Le notre (Julie et moi) etait le 19 Mars.... Deux ans seulement, mais de plus en plus heureux....
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 7:32 pm
by Mrs. Frank S.
Harry,
Feliz Aniversario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
El Guapo (mi esposo) es muy, muy bien!!!!!
Julie
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 7:38 pm
by Frank S.
Aniversao feliz! Eu não sei o que minha esposa está falando aproximadamente, entretanto.
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 8:43 pm
by hc00
Frank S. wrote:Aniversao feliz! Eu não sei o que minha esposa está falando aproximadamente, entretanto.
Speako de englisho please-o
Posted: Tue 18 Apr, 2006 10:24 pm
by owdun
We clocked up our 50th anni. on the seventh of this month, had our ups and downs over the years, but we are mates in every sense of the word.
Owdun
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 4:44 pm
by harry hackedoff
You`re no fuggin mate of mine Waytey
Good effort there Frank. If we make fifty years I`ll be ninety which isn`t very likely with my lifestyle. As said, if I`d`ve known I was going to live this long, I`d`ve looked after meself more
As if
Grand Romantique, c`est moi, bien sur
But Fernand, that is no way to talk about grandmere
Give each other a squeeze about half way down
Flo, four days
Do tell
Does Tommo ken
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 6:04 pm
by Sticky Blue
No, Barbie does Ken
harry hackedoff wrote:Does Tommo ken
and action man and Evil Kenivil on his bike (His bike as well!).
Four days Flo
I wish I could have beaten that with the first and got away after 3 days or less!
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 7:09 pm
by Tab
Alas after 47 years I am still on my first marriage,
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 7:15 pm
by Mike
Well Owdun I can't beat your record, but then I'm not a ancient as you.... Here are some stats of my marriage to her Ladyship…….
We will have been married 36 years on November 15 this year.
That is 13,305 Days
437 Months
319,315 Hours
19158910 Minutes
1149534613 seconds
And It don't seem a day too long
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 7:47 pm
by Doc
W4NKERS!
Ive been with my sock now for 6 years.....me thinks it needs a dhobi!
Posted: Wed 19 Apr, 2006 8:00 pm
by Artist
I had a wonderful three years of marriage..............The other twenty six were farking shite mind!!
Mate took some Viagra the other day to gee up his flagging marriage. I saw him a few days later and asked how it went.
"At least I didn't roll out of me bed!" Was his only comment.
Artist
Posted: Thu 20 Apr, 2006 12:02 pm
by Greenronnie
Doc wrote:Ive been with my sock now for 6 years.....me thinks it needs a dhobi!
Hope Flossy didn't hear that! She won't be too pleased if she knows you've been cheating on her!
Re: Eighteen Years of Sexual Bliss, would that be tantric, H
Posted: Thu 20 Apr, 2006 6:28 pm
by longrifle
harry hackedoff wrote: As per sops, we spent the evening in bed with a bottle of Veuve Cliquot as we have for the past eighteen years and I`ve just left her in a state of serene bliss
What happened Harry? Did you put the Mrs. to sleep in the middle of your performance again?
