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See proud2serve, we arent Homophobic, we rip into anything like true servicePeople. Just anti SoapBox.

We also expect stick back so you crack on lofty.

All fun, no need for tears or tiaras!

Doc wrote:Artist lip locked me Friday night in typical booty fashion.

Beef twat

Whats wrong with that then? Only trying to be PC int Oie!

As it is if someones watching my back I want the bloke to be doing it for all the right reasons. Trusting your Oppo is the number one priority in the Royal Marines and the rest of the Armed Forces.

I for one would not be to happy about having a Gay living, eating, sleeping and sharing a tent or a grot with myself. Mind you, I dare say he would not be to happy either sharing a tent or a grot with a bloke who once twatted a Pissed up Queer with a Steam Iron when the queer tried it on with me whilst I was zonked out in me pit with a dose of the Flu.

It took three blokes to stop me from killing the Twat.

Artist

Steve......... What the heck were you doing in bed with Flo and why the fark did you have a steam Iron in your hand.... To my limited knowledge Flo is the last person who needs a good ironing.... Just check out the pic with he holding three steins of beer.

Ate...Aghast
Mike

Remind me of the bootneck banter!.
My Mother made me a Homosexual!,Oooooo,if I gave her the wool would she make me one?? Aye an homophobic jr

Mike

For Gawds sake change yer farking glasses you daft Git!

FLU! I repeat FLU!

And this is a man who safeguards the Irish Sea for Queen and Country........Myopic Owd Sod!

Artist

I`m still confused by beef twat???
Does it taste like Surf and Turf

Don`t carry on slagging the beefers, ffs
One of Jay`s ideas to attract new members is
Forum Pride Day,
and I ain`t farkin joking neever




Oi luvvsem, oi duz, youm cern beat a big beefer, moi ansums

Oh bugger me!!!

I thought you were only queer if you pushed against the rear!!!

And honest ive never met Steve in my life....................Ok but it was just the once

flo wrote:Oh bugger me!!!

Not the best statement to make Our Flo!

Artist

Chaps/chapesses/those not so sure at the moment

well that certainly triggered a few responses! I don't want to fill the screen with rebuttals as everyone's entitled to an opinion, so just a couple of brief points:

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- I can take and give banter - best way to be is giving AND taking after all
- I ain't shoving anything down anyone's throats - dread to think what I could catch off some of yer! - or shouting about anything. Just drawing your attention to the JSP which could well be of use to plenty of people from a whole variety of backgrounds.
- for those who were complaining about the offensive website being anti-straight - "Proud2serve is not exercising gay rights - but is exercising equal rights. We aim to to inform, support and sustain the military community rather than be campaigners for any particular group." Oh, and we do have a significant minority of straight members.
- Tiaras just SOOO don't go with combats so whatever gave you the idea I though it was Royal Marines who enjoyed ladies underwear anyway.

</banter>

I'm not one-issue-poster. I just need a clear run at the keyboard to get going on, say, overstretch, equipment procurement, whatever happened to sports afternoons, pay-as-you-dine, recruits aint what they use to be like, travel claims, pissed happenings at the weekend etc etc ...

ATB

So just who is Proud2Serve then?

One or many? How do you introduce yourself to another like minded person then?

"Are you a giver or a taker?"

OK in civvy street but not in the armed forces as far as I am concerned. As I said Trust is important when your in the cack.

Artist

Oh Sheeet... I'd like to present our man from the diplomatic corps!!

Artist wrote:"Are you a giver or a taker?"

P2S, you say equality yet there are areas of the P2S forum ONLY for gays

As you are a gay can you please explain this to me...

My daughter was out in Brighton last night with her gay friend (they and 4 others house share). She went to a gay bar as her friend has recently just come out (he came out to her!!!). She went to the toilet and there was a glory hole... what it the purpose of a glory hole in the girls toilets I know what the blokes would stick through it but a ladies toilet

^^^^^^ That is true by the way, she phoned me last night whilst in there. I'm not a homophobe by the way, Marthas serves one of the best pints in Portsmouth

Sticky Blue wrote:P2S, you say equality yet there are areas of the P2S forum ONLY for gays

Er, well not set up as yet, but when they are then think of it as the site's own little Redoubt

Sticky Blue wrote:As you are a gay can you please explain this to me...

Hang about, that's as ridiculous as me saying "you are straight, can you explain to me ..... ?" Oh, go on then

Sticky Blue wrote:My daughter was out in Brighton last night .. went to a gay bar .. and there was a glory hole ... what it the purpose of a glory hole in the girls toilets?

You're asking the wrong chap with that 'un, not having much interest in the "scene". I'm no lesbian either - so just how would I know what is going on in the ladies loos?! But I am sure there are plenty of other guys/girls on here who will be able to help ) I could guess .... a tongue would fit - in more ways than one. But I really don't want to think about that one.

Artist wrote: .

As I said Trust is important when your in the cack.

Littraly, littrely (Cant spell it but you know the word i mean)

Steve babe, and you go on about my 'Oh bugger me' statement.

My niece came out as a lesbian, at the age of 5 years old. She said she loved me!!..................Aw the innocence.

I'm a lesbian... trapped in the body of a male adonis
(Adonis = Slightly high mileage and bodywork in need of attention/renovation)

............I still couldnt suck a dick though.

You girls and gays are minging