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Powder monkey wrote:

goldie ex rmp wrote: powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lol

It's not the way I dress. There are millions of other lads who wear the same sort of gear that I do. I blame my parents for giving me some damn nice genetics

is that "not the way i dress or not the dress i wear"

goldie ex rmp wrote:

f@#k right off!!!!!!!!

now thats no way for a lady to talk lol[/quote]


You can f@#k right off to!!!! :p

goldie ex rmp wrote:

Powder monkey wrote:

goldie ex rmp wrote: powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lol

It's not the way I dress. There are millions of other lads who wear the same sort of gear that I do. I blame my parents for giving me some damn nice genetics

is that "not the way i dress or not the dress i wear"

Do I really need to quote myself?

All we'll have to do is make sure that you get an RFA draft. Dresses.....you won't see dresses like those boys have got (so I've been led to believe).

Yeah, i'm gonna raid those WRENS while at sea


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You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!!



f@#k right off!!!!!!!!

Weeks at sea does strange things to all men and women.

Anyway, judging by your earlier comments......

TBH, i've never had problems pulling women. The primary reason why im so terrified of the navy life is that i've had more than my fair share of wry smiles from the local pink clientel

....then it won't be the women on board ship.

What makes you think that the women will be that desperate that they will want you anyway.

What makes you think that the women will be that desperate that they will want you anyway.

I've got a massive........ lol

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This thread could be turned into a 3 part documentary. With me directing and starring off course

Powder monkey wrote:

What makes you think that the women will be that desperate that they will want you anyway.

I've got a massive........ lol

Mmmm, EGO? NOSE? ARSE? (just for the Navy Boys )

Powder monkey wrote:
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What makes you think that the women will be that desperate that they will want you anyway.




I've got a massive........ lol


Mmmm, EGO? NOSE? ARSE? (just for the Navy Boys )

Must be ego......

There must be one of the boy that will tell you "...it's not the size that matters...."

You probably won't hear that comment from a woman.

Noz wrote:
You probably won't hear that comment from a woman.

its not what you`ve got, its how you use it that counts, come up and see me some time.
it Takes two to make sweet Music.

Yes I have a big ego.

EGO = ENORMOUS GENITALIA with which to make women ORGASM!!

Powder monkey wrote:Yes I have a big ego.

EGO = ENORMOUS GENITALIA with which to make women ORGASM!!

PM, don`t turn round too quick, you might hit your nose on the door surround, should change your log on name to "Pinnochio"

I remember back in 1976, 41 Commando went to newfoundland, we had some R&R in Fredricton, steve wadley and myself went into woolworths, the muppets had not long been out, from the next isle, steve shouted me, i went round and he asked me what the muppet he had in his hand was called, i said "f@#k Knows" we both burst into fits of uncontrolable laughter, and had quite a few strange looks off the civvies of fredricton, the muppet he had was "Gonzo"

Glasgow, if someone in the Navy asks you if you have a driving license, be careful what you say, as the words, "Back onto this" may follow

Just a Question, why is it ok to Scuttle a party`s ring, but not a blokes? is there that much differance? apart from the blokes belonging to a dirty great stoker?

bootneck wrote:

Powder monkey wrote:Yes I have a big ego.

EGO = ENORMOUS GENITALIA with which to make women ORGASM!!

PM, don`t turn round too quick, you might hit your nose on the door surround, should change your log on name to "Pinnochio"

No lies, honest :p

Yes I have a big ego.

EGO = ENORMOUS GENITALIA with which to make women ORGASM!!

No lies, honest :p

Yeah, right

If blokes have trouble finding car keys, TV remote controls and the Loch Ness Monster I doubt you can possess anything required to make a woman orgasm......just an overactive imagination.

Overreactive imagination: yes.

Libelous previous posts: absolutely.

But I gurantee you, one ride on me and you will be screaming bloody murder.

Why?

Because you will just have been impaled on an enormous weapon of mass satisfaction. Dubbed by sexologists nationwide, the "stud missile"

Powder monkey wrote:
Because you will just have been impaled on an enormous weapon of mass satisfaction. Dubbed by sexologists nationwide, the "stud missile"

PM is that your alarm clock going off? switch it off dear chap and stop FCUKING dreaming.