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A tad squiffy, perchance.

I had been in the local drinking emporium a-watching (and subsequently celebrating) Man U winning the FA Cup.

I had also had a garden-full of the recently passed-out son and his mates all day. In fact, the lad had REALLY passed out on a sun-lounger which is why he was absent from the jollifications that night. Three of his mates accompanied me to the 'do' if you remember, as thay were rather more compus mentis than he was.

It was a belting night and friends who just happened to be there still talk about it.

Jayne x

I still can't figure out how the Hell Shoulders ended up wearing Makeup!?!

It was noted by the Lad whose house he stayed the night in the next morning. Strange times in Nantwich. Arrrrr!

Tis bloody cold ere at the min. As to go and freeze me bits offt on one o them thar Canal Boats in a bit. Tis for a good cause says oie mind. ME POCKET!

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Him:



Me:

Ok! ok! I have flipping given up after spending a good part of an hour trying get a pic on this blooming site... and you know what i ain't gonna bother! Shame, those handcuffs look great!

PS. Bert, I know you sent me all that stuff about uploading pics etc. but well I kinda deleted it in error..soooooooooooooo!

Shame on you young lady.... Shame on you............

If you would like to send me and Email with the pix as an attachment, I will be only toooooo pleased to post them here for you dear Lady.. I shall be only too pleased to place the fuzzy bits over the offending naughty bits if you so want... The negs will be secretively ditched and discarded....*

I remain your trusty servant and personal Diryty Old Man

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Mike

*to the highest bidder on Ebay

Bugler off Sticks and Aitch... I think I have a foot or somit in the door here

Cerri, recent pm refers tut,

Heyup Scistle, call that a club swinger
He`s lovely really Youm`s a ver ver lucky girl `Ow`s that Sarah doing in`t UJC? Has she trapped yet Sheer waste iffen she hasn`t

Kinell Mike the latest Avatar of your good self has the look of BOXCAR WILLY! wheres your cowboy hat then?

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Dunno about boxcar willy mate. Ain`t never been in a boxcar
Been in a few convoys though
Remember tent eye mate? Too much cooking heating whatever, causes vitiation, (a severe lack of oxygen)?
Mister erection here, sufferred from a new condition.
Tent Willy
I`ve got one now just thinking about it

Arr Harry

The memories of convoy cock. Why did we get it I wonder?

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Artist wrote:Arr Harry

The memories of convoy cock. Why did we get it I wonder?

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Shit... I thought that I was the only one who suffered from that... You learn something every second.....Well almost..

As for BOXCAR Willy..... aint he been dead fro some time.... I thought I looked more like Marlon Brando in his lean years... Its that look that gets the birds... ShiteHawks Crows, Sparrow, Albertors etc.

Thanks oppo....I just Lurrrrve you too


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mike

Big hug for Ickle Mike!

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Is it me or is everyone in Friday night pissed mode?

Harry, you are in charge of bacon butty deliveries. Just a small squirt of brown on mine thanks.

Jayney-soon-to-be-face-down-fully-clothed-thank-fark-for-Fridays. xxxxx

Here you are One cracking looking Lady, JennyED and her lovely daughter Katie. France. Last year?


You are more than welcome Jenny

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Mike

What a fab pic, Jenny!

Latest pics of my darling daughter are nothing more than 'Here we are pissed in this bar / that bar/ the other bar.'

16 years old. Fark.

Dunno who she takes after.

Jayne. xx

Heather, the "him" pic, is that Loch Ba on the Rannoch Moor ?