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Posted: **Wed 30 Jun, 2004 12:35 pm**

goreD. wrote: To qualify for a loan the applicant must have to have a face like a bulldog licking p1ss off a nettle.

Posted: **Wed 30 Jun, 2004 3:13 pm**

Big black borders on all four corners of the screen when watching football matches on digital TV.

Posted: **Wed 30 Jun, 2004 3:27 pm**

Digital Onscreen Graphics(DOGS)
And the ticker tape type thingy that cuts the viewable screen in half.
Dunno if you get this in the UK but it's phuqing annoying.
Wholley.

Posted: **Wed 30 Jun, 2004 4:22 pm**

People who give you a weeks worth of work to do in the day before you go on leave

Posted: **Wed 30 Jun, 2004 8:34 pm**

People in Vaxhaul Novas and Fiesta's who insist on racing you away from the lights when you've just pulled up next to them on your bike

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Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 12:26 am**

ITV News when the reporters walk around the newsroom
People who have thier car radios so high up that everyone can hear
People who shout 'Go on Tim' at Wimbledon
Mobile phones (can make you sterile so beware)
Cars with no working brake lights
Learner drivers who cant drive at more than 10mph
Bus drivers who cant be arsed turning the left indicator off between stops
People who get the bus for one stop (50 meters in some cases)
Bus drivers who wait at a stop while they read the paper or drink from thier flask
People who drive slow in the fast lane
Asda petrol station employees who ask for the extra 1p
Goths
Tabloid newspapers
10 minute freeviews on the adult channels that cut off after 8 minutes
Rappers that wave thier arms around and make no sense whatsoever
People who ride motorbikes through parks

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 10:39 am**

Mobile phones (can make you sterile so beware)

Yeah, but never again do you have to worry about contraception!

I can see the whole advertising campaign now..........

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 12:05 pm**

Jon wrote:10 minute freeviews on the adult channels that cut off after 8 minutes

It can ruin your timing in a MOST annoying way......

Gore.

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 12:31 pm**

25. Band parades. (Northern Ireland sectarian, bigoted and paramilitary type parades)

Gore.

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 2:04 pm**

All of what Jon said plus:

People who don't know how to use apostrophes

People who can't punctuate full stop

Er..

That's it!

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 2:20 pm**

When your phone rings while you're in the bath, you get out to answer it, and the other person hangs up just as you get there.
And it was a withheld number.

Posted: **Thu 01 Jul, 2004 11:17 pm**

26. Lurgan.

Gore.

Posted: **Fri 02 Jul, 2004 11:27 am**

- Crap TV adverts with talking animals. WHY, WHY, WHY???
- Anything PC.
- When you ask someone to do something & they say "OK", then don't do it.

Just a few more that have emerged in the past few days.

Posted: **Fri 02 Jul, 2004 11:47 am**

The Inland Revenue.

Period.

James

Posted: **Fri 02 Jul, 2004 11:48 am**

And all of the above

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