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You've got to make it with milk Tom - no water - and at least three heaped scoops. The number of lads on here that think they know how to make decent Horlicks.....

Everybody on here deserves a certain amount of respect, whether they've been in or not. I'm sure Artist and (probably more so - no offence) Andy have better things to do than to chip in on this site - they've nothing to gain from it. I can only speak for myself but I look in now and again and I'm chuffed that you all want to join the Corps. If some of the responses are a bit irate then it may have more to do with the perceived 'manner' of the person posting than any specific point but forum posts are open to misinterpretation. I flashed at the name calling and responded in kind - fair point by you on that for which I apologize in turn.

......so what's your 4 mile time?

i no yeh my mum actually made me a horlicks with water, which that was when i asked her what was going on before she finished explaining about malt i interupted and said horlicks is a milk drink weve been on level terms since ha ha

im being honest mate i dont time my self i have this last couple of weeks just on three miles though for preperation to my prmc my fastest was 18.20 im not a very good long distance ive been trying hard though like that prejoining test i ran my hardest and give my all on these new machines you do your run and you finish and have a one minute warm down at half pace i couldnt do that i had to sit down before i was sick , i am not a great runner i just went for it, my times before the prejoining were 8 mins 1.5 miles though and looking at other times that is still good but long distance im crap but if i pass my prmc i will be going in january hopefully and between now and jan ill be running up the mountains of wales well theres a littel hill near where i leave ha ha


regards Tom

Tom, do me a favour and edit your post, so that it has both punctation and capitals in the appropriate places, and preferably not too many spelling mistakes.

Correcting your posts is a full-time job, and I'm getting sick of it.

Sorry ill make sure all my other posts are ok.

Sorry ill make sure all my other posts are ok.

I'm glad I'm not a mod on here, because the little things get to me. You've just apologised, yet you still manage to forget your punctuation.

Ill, what is ill? I'll as in I will.

Call me petty or whatever you like, I just don't understand why people don't read through their posts before they submit them.

What really pisses me off though, is the people who think they are hard done by. "I only made a spelling mistake" etc.

Nobody checks the post over on Arse, but they seem to do alright.

We don't need another DANTAE.

If you think I'm over the top I will happily leave, and visit the site to read the stickie's as a guest.

I'm bored of trying to decipher the posts of the lazy illiterate.

arse ? ur ova da top m8 i aint gna go frew my posts changin em so i wnt post on ea agen

toodle loo

Translated for the literate

ARRSE? You've taken it too far my friend.

I refuse to look through all my posts and correct them, so I won't be posting here again.

Toodle Pip.

Yeah mate i think ADDiction was on about ARRSE (British Army Rumour Service)

http://www.arrse.co.uk/

That site has mr potato head.

TomClarke wrote:i did it in 7.34 anyone beat that ?

Rubbish!

I did it in 0.00, though the bloke insisted the machine wasn't turned on. Problem was he blinked and missed it.

Sarastro wrote:

TomClarke wrote:i did it in 7.34 anyone beat that ?

Rubbish!

I did it in 0.00, though the bloke insisted the machine wasn't turned on. Problem was he blinked and missed it.

Ok then I will take a photograph of the paper I got back you fool why would I lie? Im not really fussed if you belive me but I would like to prove it.

Nice Sarastro, with a response from what appears to be the sharpest knife in the drawer!

OK THEN

Sorry about quality.

EDIT: Pic removed, I think he finally got the point.

Read my post again mate, and think about the different meanings of 'Rubbish!'.