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Posted: Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:17 pm
by owdun
It's as cold as a witches tit in August.
It's as cold as the fringe on an Eskimo's minge.
Aye Owdun.
Posted: Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:25 pm
by Sticky Blue
Arse like the Japanees flag
Minge like an RAF windsock
Bunch of grapes when I sit down
Brains of a rocking horse
Talking in BATCO
He's a draft chit behind
Posted: Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:45 pm
by leroy8541
useless as tits on a boar hog
if my dog looked like her I'd shave his ar*e and make him walk backwards
she's laid more pipe than a british plumber
Posted: Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:48 pm
by leroy8541
does howdy doody have a wooden pecker
if you don't tell that i have a wooden pecker i won't tell that you have splinters
Posted: Fri 28 Mar, 2003 7:53 am
by wilson
"Blimey Guvnor! he's had more tarts than Mr Kippling!"
Aye,
wilson
Posted: Fri 28 Mar, 2003 8:19 pm
by Gary Treacher
His known as EXOCET. You can see him coming and theres not a thing you can do about it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:12 am
by Charlie
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:17 am
by Charlie
He should go far......and the sooner he sets out, the better!
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:43 am
by Sea Soldier
Face as long as a Gas Man's Mac
He's known as the "Olympic Flame" ... never goes out !
He's known as "Gurkha" ... never takes prisoners !
He's known as "Balaklava" ... one mention of the word "charge" & He's off !
He's known as "Esso" ... Every Saturday & Sunday Off !
He's known as "Bongo" ... Books On,Never Goes Out !
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:45 am
by Sea Soldier
They call him "Bidet" .... one big washout !
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 4:00 pm
by Cronkilla
'Does a hooker get laid more than a table in a retraunt?'
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 7:05 pm
by Artist
Mr Robert Parry (El Prez) is quite quite normal in all respects.
aye steve evans
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 8:43 pm
by Archie
Talk about mean, He's always first out of the taxi and last at the bar.
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:01 pm
by Sea Soldier
I'm not saying he's old but I did hear,he was Duty Bugler at the Battle of Jericho !
Posted: Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:14 pm
by owdun
Dont shit where you eat.!!!!!
Aye Owdun.