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Posted: Fri 14 May, 2004 6:38 pm
by Mince
I'm Wuthering Heights! Oh no, I'm gay!
Posted: Sat 15 May, 2004 1:29 am
by Meekon
Mince - You old romantic type! Bless!

Posted: Sat 15 May, 2004 12:39 pm
by Si Capon
"Do you need a flare"
"No"
Posted: Sat 22 May, 2004 11:24 am
by shrubbery
1ST officer "A TIGER!! IN AFRICA??!!"
2ND officer replies "Yes probobly escaped from the zoo"
Posted: Sat 22 May, 2004 4:48 pm
by gruff_c
cool im apocalypse now

Posted: Sun 23 May, 2004 6:33 am
by shrubbery
Wahaay I'm platoon
Actually that description makes me sound like a pussy.
Posted: Sun 23 May, 2004 4:38 pm
by harry hackedoff
AC, you didn`t see HK
He was Wolf, the wet-job clean-up specialist in the "Bonny" situation.
Candlewick bedspreads mate
In " The Greatest Story Ever Told", John Wayne played a Centurian stood at the foot of the cross as that Jesus bloke dies. He has one line and delivers it at his monotone best "This trully was the Son of God"
Director has a quiet word, "Duke, you`re playing a representative of the Roman Empire, the totalitarian state which has caused this man to suffer the most painfull of deaths, crucifiction. At the moment of his passing it hits you like a sledge hammer that you have just killed God`s son! Can you do the line again, Duke, but this time, try to put a bit more awe in your voice?"
So the line in the fillum became,
"Aw, this was trully the son of God"
Posted: Sun 23 May, 2004 4:57 pm
by harry hackedoff
Since you girls like to do the quizzes from Teen Babe magazine

, try this
www.pyrrha.org/pulp/
Needless to say who I am

, Pig`s a filthy animal
Second time I tried it, came up with
Either way, white boy, some pipe hitting ni##ers gonna get medieval wit yo arse

as I said to Rob this arvo

Posted: Sun 23 May, 2004 7:29 pm
by Frank S.
Pike Bishop: "We're not gonna get rid of anybody. We're gonna stick together, just like it used to be. When you side with a man, you stay with him. And if you can't do that, you're like some animal, you're finished. We're finished. All of us."
"the wild bunch".
Sam Spade: "I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."
"the Maltese falcon".
Posted: Mon 24 May, 2004 12:29 am
by Mince
I'm Butch, which is a relief; thought I was gonna be Mia or something. In the Star Wars one I'm not Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker; oh no, I'm a sandman.
Posted: Tue 25 May, 2004 11:21 pm
by Statistic
Need I say more?
Aye,
JZ

Posted: Wed 26 May, 2004 7:54 am
by jclark20000
"You wanna Play rough..... ok, ok meet my little friend".
Posted: Wed 26 May, 2004 12:33 pm
by El Prez
He's not the messiah.....he's a very naughty boy!
Posted: Wed 26 May, 2004 2:06 pm
by GARRYOWEN
"That man... that man eees an eero, ees a bladdy eero"
Michael Caine
Too Late The Hero.
Posted: Wed 26 May, 2004 2:44 pm
by harry hackedoff
He's not the messiah.....he's a very naughty boy!
Did Nursey say that, last week?
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