First day with a walking stick

[Mike]

Whoah there.... Do we have replacement topic for when Artist had the dreaded Polips removed......Namely the colour of Dog Sh1t.. I have to admitt that one of my many unanswered queries in life has been 'Why is some dog Sh1t white'?.... Now in one thread, ok a few, I now know. Thanks lads I am nearer to passing away in peace

[Artist]

Loz

Away with yee yer wee minx that yee are.

You can shove yer shields where the sun never ever shines dear lady.

My Mummy told me to watch out for ladies like wot you is. Hows Hops ring thingy?

Artist

P.S. The hidden camera in that piccy you got from me is working great!

[Artist]

Loz

The inflatable hammer headed shark frankly shocked me. I never knew you could do that with a whisk and a knob of butter and still be able to walk in a straight line!

It's Hoppy I feel sorry for. Are you sure the ring hole has healed up by now?
Frankly I winced every time he tried to blink that day.

Artist (formally known as Steve)

[harry hackedoff]

Oi luves it when youm talk durdey
See absence hasn`t change you, Lobster good thing, too.
As for sharks, I`d rather play with meself
See you drekley,moy anzum, mwa mwa
Aye,














mwa mwa mwa, (kisses on the bottom)