Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 8:49 pm
All very good here chaps, nice poems.
Jayne x
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Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 8:54 pm
Imaginative response.
Jayne x
Jayne x
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 8:56 pm
I concur with Jayne
Artist xx
Artist xx
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 10:27 pm
How classy to mention Spike Milligan! a military man at one time and a writer of top notch poetry!
I find his one about the Baboon who wanted to fly to the sun (or was it the moon?) quite good for running to. As I pound my flabby bod' into shape I recite the parts I know ''...Mile after mile he galloped in style, but never once left the ground, your flying too slow said a passing crow, try reaching the speed of sound..." If that starts to lose effect I start chanting the Postman Pat theme
Benjo
I find his one about the Baboon who wanted to fly to the sun (or was it the moon?) quite good for running to. As I pound my flabby bod' into shape I recite the parts I know ''...Mile after mile he galloped in style, but never once left the ground, your flying too slow said a passing crow, try reaching the speed of sound..." If that starts to lose effect I start chanting the Postman Pat theme
Benjo
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 10:39 pm
On Spike Milligan's tombstone I believe .....
''I told you I was ill.''
Jayne x
btw Benjo ..... get yersen onto Messenger for more efficient comms.
(Agen everyone .... diddya catch me learning the lingo ''comms'' diddya diddya!!! )
''I told you I was ill.''
Jayne x
btw Benjo ..... get yersen onto Messenger for more efficient comms.
(Agen everyone .... diddya catch me learning the lingo ''comms'' diddya diddya!!! )
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 11:32 pm
Here's one to sing to your pre-school bairns;
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying
Pat was nearly crying
He's never seen a cat as flat as that.
Hope they like it!
Jayne x
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying
Pat was nearly crying
He's never seen a cat as flat as that.
Hope they like it!
Jayne x
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 11:38 pm
Shit and bollux H_N ....... you were right all along about the 'Lambrini induced ramblings.'
Hey ho ..... one week of skool left and then watch out!!!!
Hey ho ..... one week of skool left and then watch out!!!!
Posted: Tue 19 Jul, 2005 11:46 pm
Language Timothy!!!!
and it's "Watch and Shoot!" not "Watch out"
Your progress is painful and often slow Grasshopper!
and it's "Watch and Shoot!" not "Watch out"
Your progress is painful and often slow Grasshopper!
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:19 am
Kiss it, glasshopper.
Nighty night .....5 sleeps till the end of a VERY LONG TERM!
Jayne x
Nighty night .....5 sleeps till the end of a VERY LONG TERM!
Jayne x
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 1:00 am
Fools are full of everything,
Rubbish, Shite and Crap,
Soldiers are full of everything to,
Laughter, pain and memories,
Of the goodtimes and the bad,
Do you wonder why I feel so sad?
Artist
Rubbish, Shite and Crap,
Soldiers are full of everything to,
Laughter, pain and memories,
Of the goodtimes and the bad,
Do you wonder why I feel so sad?
Artist
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 8:34 pm
Flighty,
How naive do you think I am?!!
My language is probably very close to yours!!
Lots of Love,
Sneaky
How naive do you think I am?!!
My language is probably very close to yours!!
Lots of Love,
Sneaky
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 8:38 pm
Sneaky ....... love you to bits, my mate! (kiss, kiss, kiss)
ps how is the 'new drink' making up?
Jayne xx
ps how is the 'new drink' making up?
Jayne xx
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 9:16 pm
Jayne.
I believe Spike's Gravestone read's"Under This Sod Lies Another One"
The Artist formerly known as Artiste can probably back me up on that.
I believe Spike's Gravestone read's"Under This Sod Lies Another One"
The Artist formerly known as Artiste can probably back me up on that.
Posted: Wed 20 Jul, 2005 9:24 pm
I stand corrected ....... as always.
Kinell ...... ain't much room under this security blanket.
Jayne x
Kinell ...... ain't much room under this security blanket.
Jayne x
Posted: Thu 21 Jul, 2005 1:48 am
Found this old thread whilst having a browse:-
http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/cforums ... .php?t=352
http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/cforums ... .php?t=352