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AND NO SMART ARSE REMARKS ABOUT TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY !!!!!

Arrrrrrrr-Jim me Lad, do hear that Iraqi airlines have a few seats in first class awaiting you and yours.....and who said anything about TWO posts in one day? I'm surprised that you could stay off the pop for long enough to post just one!
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Now this is looking promising! So the best date will be July weekend of 25,26,27....GRRRRReat, my only problem is that I shall be in the hot seat to rescue any of you who dare to try me out, however I will be free for the evenings and the friday....
I have had some success in putting together a small goodies bag for all who attend (adults). This will contain a free sample of Breast enlargement cream for either male or femail use, a bottle, again free sample of nail hardner, though this would be especially of use for those who had left thier Marigolds at home. I have also managed to get a box of Gwynedd underwater pencils as used by our beach wardens. Spar and Londis have greatfully donated thier eco friendly carrier bags, these are somewhat of a scoop as they are not on general release, they have a slight design fault which should not be a real problem...the handles have inadvertantly been placed on the bottom!
Now the item which will be of intrest to the lads. At great expence I have managed to aquire a number of Ewes( first come first served) These will be in two categories Tail Doced or undoced and accompanied with various clackers.
Now for the piece de resistance!
The MCA (coastguard) have offered us a limited supply of the 2003 calender, this is an unusual edition as it also has the last two months of 2002 added.(14 months)
You may ask why?........ In 2001 they printed off the calender with the month of october having only 30 days! so to plicate everyone who had been issued the 2002 edition an extra 2 months were asdded to the 2003 edition.It could only happen in the civil service! I have been advised by Southerbys that this will be of great value in years to come.
Well thats it, if you feel thaat I have missed anything in the bag please dont tell me.
As for attendees it appears that we have 8 definates and 6 probs....not bad really...
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I've looked at the calendar and it seems that there is no rabid capitalism or worker exploitation required that weekend, so I'm a definite. That and the fact that "she who must be obeyed" says I can go as long as I play nicely.

Do I need to book my own accom or are we booking en masse ?

I would bivvy up in a nearby field under a cam net and get in without paying, (Cheapskate Moi?) but the creaking of my bones would be a dead giveaway, that and walking into the bar in Cammos and war paint.




PS. I'll take an undocked one please, the tail makes a usefull handle.

Archie, charlie said he may be able to help out with some 12x12`s who`s got the cam nets?

BOOK Yr Own Lads, Book yr own.........It lookes like we might have enough for a church service on sunday morning.

Booked it, no turning back now, oh my god what have I done.

I have never voluntarily gone to Wales before, do I need a visa or are they part of the EU?

What the score with DFs?

What about the language?

Is it true that they eat their own young?

Is it safe to drink the water?

Why did I ask about water, as if much of that will get consumed.

First of all Archie, congratulations its just you and me,
Yup you Volunteered,no not a member of the EU.

No DF's, roll yr own sheep doos, an aquired taste but when you have nawt else the cravings kick in and you'll smoke just about anything....NO not me

Language they do have thier own but you can get by with pigeon

The Water is safe but who the hell drinks water.
so no need to ask.

YOU WILL ENJOY

Just need another 20 and we will have a charabang full

Finally..... doced or undoced...... I know I keep on about this subject....but I could'nt get em on sale or return.....so I have to get me moneys worth!....
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El Prez.... Will we be having the pleasure of you and Nursy's company over this July festive weekend? I can arrange a central pitch for your mobile surgery in the camp site and have a good liason with the local blood bank, should you need it.
There is an excellent blacksmith locally, who would be only to pleased to either sharpen you TOOLS or even fashion new ones of your own design......
Then of course you would be in the midst of some of your most snivelling patrons , I'm sure that there would be at least a pint awaiting your arrival.
I could also arrange for a local Nymph to be on hand should Nursey feel that the distance is too far for her to travel.(Nursey that is)
I remain your ever loving P*^t and await your command..
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I'm in and I'll bring some spare equipment, courtesy of the Girl Guides.............steady lads.......just the equipment, not the girls.

Delighted to. She who must be obeyed might not be too happy.


We can drink beer and then we can do lots of booty 'performing' arts

dead fly
dance of the flaming a**ehole

etc

Mike. How well stocked is the local off licence?

My lady who must be obeyed has chosen the Marks and Spencers option, I go to Welsh Wales with you lot and she hits M&S bigtime with her winger. She shows me all the gear she has bought, I say it makes her look fat, she takes it back, everyone is happy,

It's a wazza plan with no downside.

That's about right, but a small price to pay for a weekend with ewe and your friends.

Mike, Nurse demands hot and cold running sheets and mattress, plus somewhere to plug her ugly tongs into. Any chance of a convenient B&B close by please? Shut it you lot, I'd kip in the open, but it's all for her you understand.
Hopkins, wipe that smile off your face, and Archie, do you share sheep?
The Presidential velocipede will touchdown at Anglesey Central when we get there, yer on!

El Prez wrote: Archie, do you share sheep?

Not usually but I will this time you smooth talking bastard, shall I carve, leg or shoulder?