Posted: Thu 18 Dec, 2003 10:29 pm
Happy Christmas everyone!
Heres to another year of banter, laughs and friendships.
Artist
Heres to another year of banter, laughs and friendships.
Artist
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merry christmaas
Posted: Fri 19 Dec, 2003 3:33 am
Merry Christmas and a happy newyear
Posted: Fri 19 Dec, 2003 7:45 pm
Marina, have you been drinking !!Marina wrote:I have been lucky to have interacted with such a kind, jovial, and rational group of people.
Thank you all
Posted: Sun 21 Dec, 2003 10:09 pm
To all that make this a successful site Merry Christmas and a Happy and Peaceful 2004.
Spanners
Posted: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 2:13 pm
Merry Christmas a Happy New Year to all members.
Make it a 'proper chrimbo'
Make it a 'proper chrimbo'
Posted: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 2:32 pm
Merry Christmass all, don't drink too much or you won't be able to see this gr8 site!!
Big shout to any lads that aren't at home this year!!
Big shout to any lads that aren't at home this year!!
Posted: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 5:08 pm
Artist.... 'Don't tell'm your name Evans' and I have been on a Cyber Pissup... 
I don't know who is footing the bill but he appears to be on a mixture of Meths, Battery acid and Coke... He has just proved that his ring of fire is still just that...! Pants down... He does Commando...? for those who would be interested... Flo, NST LOz and co
... Lighter in hand Unfortunately, the Sooties(Firemen) amongst us will be able to give you the technical terms for this. He had a Back flash and not a Flash Back... this caused him to take off, rather like a Saturn rocket... across the bar....not surprisingly there was a horrendous smell of burnt flesh and Hair 
While descending to a reasonable altitude he managed to scoop a rather Snotty female's Gin'N It from her hand... her reaction was that of total miss-belief.....She screamed which in turn caused the Landlords dog to get totally randy ( sexed up... for our colonial brethren) the dog at the time was attached to a bar stool upon which the LandLord was sitting...You can imagine his words as he hit the deck... and being a large man 22 stone, he actually sustained a rather nasty dent to his pride....
Where is Artist? I hear you ask!...... Well you will all remember the ring he used to sit on.... well..... Its been recovered from the local Tip, the holes in it have been mended with my cycle repair kit and he is here with me in....... Cyber space.... He's looking at the screen while I hit the keys on the keyboard!................... Imagination... what would we do without it?
Harry Crimbol and a snappy nooo yeah to all use lot*....
*(Thats rthe Scally comingout of me)
I don't know who is footing the bill but he appears to be on a mixture of Meths, Battery acid and Coke... He has just proved that his ring of fire is still just that...! Pants down... He does Commando...? for those who would be interested... Flo, NST LOz and co
... Lighter in hand Unfortunately, the Sooties(Firemen) amongst us will be able to give you the technical terms for this. He had a Back flash and not a Flash Back... this caused him to take off, rather like a Saturn rocket... across the bar....not surprisingly there was a horrendous smell of burnt flesh and Hair While descending to a reasonable altitude he managed to scoop a rather Snotty female's Gin'N It from her hand... her reaction was that of total miss-belief.....She screamed which in turn caused the Landlords dog to get totally randy ( sexed up... for our colonial brethren) the dog at the time was attached to a bar stool upon which the LandLord was sitting...You can imagine his words as he hit the deck... and being a large man 22 stone, he actually sustained a rather nasty dent to his pride....
Where is Artist? I hear you ask!...... Well you will all remember the ring he used to sit on.... well..... Its been recovered from the local Tip, the holes in it have been mended with my cycle repair kit and he is here with me in....... Cyber space.... He's looking at the screen while I hit the keys on the keyboard!................... Imagination... what would we do without it?
Harry Crimbol and a snappy nooo yeah to all use lot*....
*(Thats rthe Scally comingout of me)
All the best
Posted: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 10:12 pm
Yep Yep Yep, Merry Christmasa and a Happy New Year to you all.
Posted: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 10:28 pm
has he been yet ????
sorry he is noty coming
Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2003 9:29 am
sorry goldie santas not coming this year, you see he is still in traction after I caught him emptying his sack on my bedroom floor last year.
Dirty old git he is.
Dirty old git he is.
Re: sorry he is noty coming
Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2003 7:27 pm
Dibble wrote:sorry goldie santas not coming this year, you see he is still in traction after I caught him emptying his sack on my bedroom floor last year.
Dirty old git he is.
stop it im wetting myself.......nurse !!!
Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2003 10:16 pm
Santa progress report:- Santa left the North Pole at noon Pacific time and is presently zooming across Russia. He is on the lookout for good girls and boys, which of course leaves you reprobates out of the equation. Personally I much prefer naughty girls.
Have a good one gals and guys and a prosperous 2004.
Aye - Andy.
Have a good one gals and guys and a prosperous 2004.
Aye - Andy.
Posted: Thu 25 Dec, 2003 12:18 am
Merry "official" Christmas ya'll!! 18 minutes late but what they hey!
santa
Posted: Fri 02 Jan, 2004 8:59 am
may we spare a thought for mrs santa after all it is sad that her mr santa only comes once a year!!!!! 
happy crimbo all xxx
happy crimbo all xxx