Posted: Tue 29 Apr, 2008 9:59 am
Mr. Alfa,
I have too conducted long, time-consuming and lengthy research into the Paras and my academic endeavours have come to irrefutable conclusions. The etymology of 'Para' for example comes from 'para' meaning 'for' in Spanish, 'for' of course as in 'forearm' or 'forehead', an early indication that the average Para has neither the opposable thumbs nor cranial capacity to operate machinery or machine guns, therefore I have conclusively deduced that they must simply run screaming at the enemy yelling their famous battle cry 'Wahoo Mohammed', itself derived from the neanderthal 'Yahoos' of Johnathan Swift and 'Mohammed' the bloke down my local kebab sh....contd. 94 pages
Yours expertly,
Prof. Walter Blatter GCSE, ASBo, MSN, Ph7.5
Bangor Polytechnic
I have too conducted long, time-consuming and lengthy research into the Paras and my academic endeavours have come to irrefutable conclusions. The etymology of 'Para' for example comes from 'para' meaning 'for' in Spanish, 'for' of course as in 'forearm' or 'forehead', an early indication that the average Para has neither the opposable thumbs nor cranial capacity to operate machinery or machine guns, therefore I have conclusively deduced that they must simply run screaming at the enemy yelling their famous battle cry 'Wahoo Mohammed', itself derived from the neanderthal 'Yahoos' of Johnathan Swift and 'Mohammed' the bloke down my local kebab sh....contd. 94 pages
Yours expertly,
Prof. Walter Blatter GCSE, ASBo, MSN, Ph7.5
Bangor Polytechnic