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Hostage_Negotiator wrote:Apart from Jeb and Dannyd the rest and you must have been wearing clogs whilst whistling Tulips from Amsterdam through a straw!!!!

Agreed!!!
I've just timed myself today and cracked it in 8 mins 34...and I'm an old knacker.

Hostage_Negotiator wrote: You swine! I just know that I'll be lying in my scratcher just about to enter the land of nod and one of your farkin funnies will pop into me head I start chuckling and the missus will start on me Cheers you git!

Glad I could help in that department, show her my pic and she'll go wild !!! mmmmm RAF medic types!!!!

[quote]Glad I could help in that department, show her my pic and she'll go wild !!! mmmmm RAF medic types!!!! [quote]

Doc I doubt that you could help in any Dept other than a clap clinic! As for showing her your pic why the fark would I do that ? Night terrors or uncontrollable laughter! you decide!If you should ever meet the dear lady please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please never call her a "medic type!" I found out the hard way that she is a qualified theatre nurse specialising in transplant surgery!! Nearly transplanted my nuts to my oro pharynx!

Whenever I hear the term clap clinic I think of those evangelical TV priests from down south USA!(dont ask me why - its one of my things!!)All clapping an' a yelling! and conning trailer park trash out of their drug and ciggie money!

Back against the wall, Blindfold optional, Sqqqqqqqqquad-ah Shuhn! Ready...Aim...FFfffffffffireeee-a! wheres ya jesus now ya baccy chewy, fake tanned, bleeched toothed, son of satan!

I actually ran the clap clinic at Seaton barracks for awhile, Wednesday Pm when the Regt were doing phys all the bow legged ball scratching tearful bootnecks with "problems" would line up and tell the girl on the front desk "is Taff in as I have err..........umm..........sprained me ankle!"

hehehe... I can picture it oh so well... that expression...those few doubtfull moments as they try to think of an excuse... (ok quite a long time for the rocks)

Hostage_Negotiator wrote:

doc wrote:Did you obly far Dave? Blisters was it?

You swine! I just know that I'll be lying in my scratcher just about to enter the land of nod and one of your farkin funnies will pop into me head I start chuckling and the missus will start on me Cheers you git!

SO did you chuckle and did she start on you last night then mate?

I do like a happy marriage, mines been great since the divorce!

Dear Doc'
One of these days I must introduce you to Mess'rs Monadnok and Hiatt!

Hostage_Negotiator wrote:Dear Doc'
One of these days I must introduce you to Mess'rs Monadnok and Hiatt!

Can I ask dear sir, why you would to introduce me to a baton?
(yes readers I googled Monadnok and Hiatt cos I didnt have scoobies what he was on about!)

Apparantly its a baton for whacking people with! But knowing the RAF it probably has other uses like an emergency field endoscopy!

http://www.vh.org/adult/provider/intern ... mage1.html

Doc it's a relief to meet somebody with a sense of humour thats actually darker and more perverse than mine! Obviously you are unable to impose restraint upon yourself so hence M & H. The again maybe not as you're not supposed to enjoy it!
Oh and yes she did you*&^%$£!!!!!!!!!!!!

doc wrote: I actually ran the clap clinic at Seaton barracks for awhile, Wednesday Pm when the Regt were doing phys all the bow legged ball scratching tearful bootnecks with "problems" would line up and tell the girl on the front desk "is Taff in as I have err..........umm..........sprained me ankle!"

On that note, does anyone know if you show up for your pre-training medical at Catterick and have a problem, will they just give you some pills and send you on your way, or will they send you home to get looked at by a civvy doctor? Thanks.

Send you home to see your own GP with a letter explaining what they found.
Sprained ankle requiring antibiotics is it then mate?

doc wrote:Send you home to see your own GP with a letter explaining what they found.
Sprained ankle requiring antibiotics is it then mate?

Thanks doc, I'll get it taken care of before I go. I found a place that takes care of those sprained ankles, you don't even need a Health Number or NI number, or be registered with a GP (I haven't got any of those), so tomorrow I'm headed down there.

doc wrote:Did you obly far Dave? Blisters was it?

lol!

Damn my typing error!

You never noticed the irons going on cos you were too busy snorting Pimms and pushing brightly coloured feathers up your ass Bandy! As for your penchant for rubber hoses I won't even go there!