Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 8:48 pm
your legs remind me of the eiffel tower,
all the attractions are at the top.
all the attractions are at the top.
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Posted: Sun 28 Mar, 2004 9:00 pm
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
Posted: Mon 29 Mar, 2004 11:00 am
G'Day,Sheila.
Fancy a Fcuk?
No,mate.
Well,you wanna lay down while I have one?
Honest,I really heard that.Hobart,years ago.
Wholley.
Fancy a Fcuk?
No,mate.
Well,you wanna lay down while I have one?
Honest,I really heard that.Hobart,years ago.
Wholley.
Posted: Mon 29 Mar, 2004 11:24 pm
No wonder the birds weren't impressed.
Wholley, I didn't know you were into French Connection fashion.
Wholley, I didn't know you were into French Connection fashion.
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 12:55 am
Or, if she's a quadraplegic feminist..."Nice tits!"
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 1:22 am
Say to her "dear diary, Jackpot!"
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 8:24 am
Walk up to woman you don't know:
You say "Big, fat, hungry polar bear!"
Her "What???"
You say "Breaks the ice, doesn't it"
.......No?
You say "Big, fat, hungry polar bear!"
Her "What???"
You say "Breaks the ice, doesn't it"
.......No?
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 4:45 pm
What's yo name is girl?
I hear this on all the time around the school, broads around here are so stupid you really don't have to say anything.
I hear this on all the time around the school, broads around here are so stupid you really don't have to say anything.
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 5:16 pm
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? wanna go on a picnic?
Do you fancy a pizza and a f**k? [Slap] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Nice shoes! Can I try them on after we have sex?
Do wanna do a 68? "whats a 68?" you go down and I owe you one.
Walk up to girl in bar, sit next her, look into her eyes and say "well we can't f**k here!
Alright, let's go and have a shag... I'll give you a half hour.
Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?
Do you fancy a pizza and a f**k? [Slap] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Nice shoes! Can I try them on after we have sex?
Do wanna do a 68? "whats a 68?" you go down and I owe you one.
Walk up to girl in bar, sit next her, look into her eyes and say "well we can't f**k here!
Alright, let's go and have a shag... I'll give you a half hour.
Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 5:27 pm
Logs, with lines like that mate, I`m surprised you have time left to post here 
They must be queueing up to get laid 
"Any chance of a dance?"
"Piss off Royal"
"`Spose a fark is out of the question, then"
They must be queueing up to get laid "Any chance of a dance?"
"Piss off Royal"
"`Spose a fark is out of the question, then"
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 5:35 pm
When I were a lad; myself and a mate used to go out on the town as you do.
Invariably I went after the talk slinky model types whilst Dave went after the fat ugly bird-ette. My success rate was between minimal and just above minimal whilst he was on 100%.
His theory; they're grateful, they say thank you and they buy me beer all night.
Hard to argue!
Invariably I went after the talk slinky model types whilst Dave went after the fat ugly bird-ette. My success rate was between minimal and just above minimal whilst he was on 100%.
His theory; they're grateful, they say thank you and they buy me beer all night.
Hard to argue!
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 6:25 pm
What are you saying mate?
Was Dave less choosy/ more successful or more successful/less choosy?
When all`s said and done, it`s a poor Marine who goes ashore, has two shags, and doesn`t give his Oppo one when he`s back onboard
Was Dave less choosy/ more successful or more successful/less choosy?
When all`s said and done, it`s a poor Marine who goes ashore, has two shags, and doesn`t give his Oppo one when he`s back onboard
Posted: Tue 30 Mar, 2004 9:01 pm
Marina.
Just call me Popeye!
Sorry,guys,almost a one liner.
Wholley.
Just call me Popeye!
Sorry,guys,almost a one liner.
Wholley.
Posted: Fri 02 Apr, 2004 5:37 pm
your mate won't shag me will you?
i loove that 1
i loove that 1
Posted: Fri 02 Apr, 2004 8:35 pm
This face is laeving in five minute's....Be on it! 
And i wonder why i'm on the flank with the plum rate's.
And i wonder why i'm on the flank with the plum rate's.