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Andy O'Pray
She will be ours in four days

Redcar and Marske oh how i miss my home the sea the sand and the dog turds on the beach, now i know why i moved to worcestershire

haha goldie...the place is still the same! although there are dog bans on the beach durin certain times of the year.....not that it does much use really!!!

my auntie used to live in Malvern, worcestershire. an amazing area of the counrty....specially all the little villages dotted around and all the points of historical significance...such as Upton, Worchester, Gloucster (spelling?) etc...

she used to back onto that radar station in the centre of the town.....8people who backe donto that place died sadly of cancer!! including my uncle....the mind boggles!

cheers, davo

old scaly back wrote:Andy O'Pray
She will be ours in four days

LOL ...........down boys, down! Play nice with one another......don't make me get the whips out! ***smack, smack***

davo, im back up home next week so will take my s10 just in case ICI have a blow out, my wife, who is from where i live now has never seen so much heavy industry and just loves the drive down the by pass into wilton castle when that rather large bunson burner is playing up, beats the peace and tranquil sites of sprawling Malvern hills and chocolate box style thatched cottages which we have here..................NOT, ive also found out that since ive lived here for several years, all you smoggies talk rather funny which gives me hours of fun talking the piss out of my rather broad speaking smoggie brother.....regards a posh talking bloke from Marske by the sea lol

hoppersa a word please.
Last night as i was about to leave my P.C. i felt this sharp pain on my buttocks.
I turn round to see you had lashed out with what looked like a whip.
Charming i thought and turned the computer off.
After my Horlicks i retired to my bedroom.
I took off my dressing gown (i sleep in my birthday suit )and turned to lower myself into bed.
At that precise moment the bed side table lamp came on.
"She who must be obeyed"Was staring at me.
Whats that on yer arse she said,have you got that rash again.
O,er er its ring worm i said.
Right,she said,youre not sleeping in this bed.Go and sleep on the sofa downstairs.
If that wasnt bad enough,when i returned from my workplace today,she was waiting for me arms folded.
She informed me that she had made an appointment at the doctors and i was to sleep on the sofa untill i got myself cured

Look hoppersa,you have only been with us for a few days and you are causing a stir(in more ways than one )please control yourself.

Aaahhhh.....you poor thing!

Thought I'd add a little spice to the mixture. If you'd rather, I can do the 'Little Ms. Suzie Homemaker' routine if you'd like - I can knit, cook and clean with the best of them. Martha Stewart has nothing on this girl!

She informed me that she had made an appointment at the doctors and i was to sleep on the sofa untill i got myself cured.

You know it was worth it!!!! Have fun on the couch........

S

Sticky Blue wrote:
Ohhhh me back is giving me a bit of gyp... any chance of a rubdown with some swarfega and Iron fillings?

HI to you Sticky!

Don't let the whips and leather fool you my friend.....I much prefer hot oil and aromatherapy for my massages. Don'tcha know - we must'n hurt these magical hands. BTW - is there fair turnabout?!
S

My clients used to complain that they couldn't drive after getting one of my massages. Some even said they couldn't remember getting home (kind of scary if you ask me). Said I could make a bundle o' money by making bumper stickers that read Under the Influence of Massage.

but most of the massage parlours are miles away and always topless and I don't want to pay for that

I've heard of those kind of places before.

Little trivia question for you guys.....

What state gets 176-inches of rain annually? imports more condoms than any other state? and has a city famous for having a boobie bar on four out of every five corners you turn (in other words, every d@#m corner)?

Yes, you win the tassles......it IS Oregon!

Hopps, darling, did you know there`s a campaign in Oz ( er no, not that Oz, I`m no friend of Dorothy or Mikey Jackson, come to that ) to make pole dancing an Olympic sport? Maybe y`al could start a US of A movement Sorry, er, campaign.

Piss off Sticks, she`s giving me the glad eye. You can have her fat mate. Go and get the wets in while I introduce meself

Hello darlin, you`ve just trapped
f@#k off, Royal
S`pose a dance is out of the question then

Welcome.Young Lady.
For the most part we are polite,educated,good lookin'young men.
Then there is Arry,Sticks,Whitey,Nathan,Artist,Lew,Jason,Rob,Brian,Andy,Sys,Tab.
Trust not one of them.
Wholley.
My Advise?Stay in Oregon,at least only Andy will be chasing you

wholley wrote:Welcome.Young Lady.
For the most part we are polite,educated,good lookin'young men.
Then there is Arry,Sticks,Whitey,Nathan,Artist,Lew,Jason,Rob,Brian,Andy,Sys,Tab.
Trust not one of them.

Every time a young lady appears on the forum its like throwing a lamb to the wolves except like loz kat and zombieslut all these lambs have bigger and sharper teeth ...

Wholly is right trust none of us, apart from me of course ...


lew

Hi my name's dave and live in Oxfordshire. Was an ex - bootneck in training. But became ill. Now going for r sigs operator trg starts march 8th should be ok done it all before. any questions about ctc etc? If so feel free to ask. :painting:

wholley wrote:Welcome.Young Lady.
For the most part we are polite,educated,good lookin'young men.
Then there is Arry,Sticks,Whitey,Nathan,Artist,Lew,Jason,Rob,Brian,Andy,Sys,Tab.
Trust not one of them.
Wholley.
My Advise?Stay in Oregon,at least only Andy will be chasing you

Polite when I want to be, Educated very much so, Good looking young man you bet I am baby.

Your just jealous wholley