Am I a 'nice guy' ?

[-Danny-]

Cronk You never know i might know her

[Andy O'Pray]

Oh! crushed nuts, my very favourite. Ubfortunately Sticks we don't get to choose our daughter's partners. They can't all be as lucky as our wife's.

Aye - Andy.

[Whitey]

You know this is why I'm glad I have a son. I remember when he was born, all my fears were gone, like a weight off of my chest, no prom night, no boyfriend problems, no lousy husband to have to act nice to someday. God gave me a son and I really owe him, he must have known I couldn't handle a daughter. Cronk, you did the right thing. I sound like a hipocrite but really, if you want to keep company with nice girls you got to take it slow, else you end up with Airborne Sallies, Frog Hogs and their parasite ilk. Plus I bet that girl thinks of you as a good man now. But hey, if it is fast times you want, try Vegas.

[Cronkilla]

Well i know what pub she works in so ill probably go and get her number. Oh well all is not lost. Some top ideas some of you raised thou alot of them would end up having you slapped in the 'nick'

[Andy O'Pray]

Sticks, My daughter keeps reminding me that when she brought her first boyfriend home, that I was sitting at the table cleaning my guns. I don't think that he ever dated her again, plus he spread the word amongst his mates. She still blames me for ruining her early social life. Now I have a six year old grand daughter to look out for. I find that these six year old boys scare easily.

Aye - Andy.

[Artist]

My daughters made my hair go grey. Give me a couple of years and it will be white.

The heat seeking ferrets that arrive at my door are let in and politely interogated by the doting Daddy. One dick who has now stopped seeing the Mk 3 came close to copping one.

I asked him if he was on drugs. He replied in the negative. To which I replied "Fu*k around with my daughter again and you fu*king well will be sunshine" He left shortly afterwards never to be seen again.

Cronk

Is she thinking of running a pub in the future? Get yer ar*e back to the pub and ask her if she wants to go out again.

If she says yes make sure you get her number and just let nature and time take it's course.

Every Bootnecks dream, A lady with the keys to a pub!

Artist