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Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 4:53 pm
by Shoulderholster
1812US Marine,you keep your hands off of our womenfolk,you come on here with your fancy store bought beans and your nylons trying to steal them away from us.We had enough of it in WW2 !!.
Just think lads Boxing Night in the SNCOs mess with a charity Bean Wrestling bout?,gerrrcha!.
But before we go any further we need to find a job for LOZ,her being the original Forum Pash!.
Perhaps she can "work the doors" what with her meat cleaver and those killer eyes,there will be no trouble for certain.
SH
(Another thread hijacked in the name of mentalism)
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:07 pm
by Artist
Jules
Let them down gently........You know it makes sense.
Aye Artist
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:10 pm
by JulesB
Let what down? My jugs?
Cheeky! Theyre 100% real sillicone I'll have you know!
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:16 pm
by harry hackedoff
Jules, how could you even think of leaving
very attractive, sophisticated, elegant, confident, mature young
but enough about me
Please stay, if only because you live in a village named after me
That`s reason enough in itself
Besides, if you stay you`ll
make a happy man feel very old
But enough about Parry
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:22 pm
by Artist
Jules
Work it out for yourself me Luver! Bingley Bongerley Beep!
Ave a nice day and just be gentle O.K?
Aye Artist
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:27 pm
by harry hackedoff
I use Johnsons baby-wipes to clean mine
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:33 pm
by Artist
Harry
What a small world. So do I! There playing up again.
Aye Artist
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 5:42 pm
by harry hackedoff
If yer wondering what village Jules comes from, it`s Kinackedoff in the Yorkshire dales. Mind you, most of the villagers are whining bastards
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 6:10 pm
by Artist
Harry
Ifen you get anymore laid back you'll sprain yer neck!
Aye Artist
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 7:59 pm
by harry hackedoff
Makes a change from me wrist Steve
Preparation Aitch was named after me, by the way
Aye,
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 8:13 pm
by Artist
Harry
Anything made out of bits of shark can stay away from my bits and bobs.
Aye Artist
Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 8:54 pm
by 1812USMarine
I have the sneaking suspicion that an awful lot of those deleted Viagra SPAM messages are suddenly being retrieved from the trash. Anyone need Norton Disk Doctor???
Humbly,
JD