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Obscene traditions
Posted: Mon 05 May, 2003 11:34 pm
by PHIL
Look at this!
Striking Sixteen Bells
Midnight 31st December/1st January is marked by the striking of 16 bells - 8 for the old year and 8 for the new. The youngest officer on board has the privilege (sic) of doing this. It used to be a custom to play practical jokes on this officer, such as smearing the bell-rope with marmalade (but not jam), or even connecting up electricity so that the lad got a mild shock when he grasped the bell-rope.
CHRIST IS NOTHING SACRED!!
if you cant ring your bell without people tampering with it
then its wrong!!

Posted: Tue 06 May, 2003 12:43 am
by JR
Posted: Tue 06 May, 2003 9:11 am
by El Prez
There was also the traditional hurling oneself through the hatch of the chogie laundry, when the little bastards decided that enough was enough, once Royal re-embarked after two weeks idling in the sands of wherever.
Various wounds were displayed, generally metal hatch bars across the forearms, occasionally teeth marks, as if Bugs Bunny had savaged your wrist.
"No yooo goway, no do more smelly londley, and you fluk yosell too Loyal."

Posted: Thu 08 May, 2003 5:23 pm
by Alex
Well can any navy lads tell me about the golden rivet?lol

Posted: Thu 08 May, 2003 5:57 pm
by Rogue Chef
Ahoy there Alex!
Tell you about it?
Just bend over and take a look down there on the deck and you will see it for your self.

Posted: Thu 08 May, 2003 6:01 pm
by harry hackedoff
Jim, ref show a leg,
As hammocks were slung between the gun-ports, and visits to home ports were rare, the practice of "having" one`s pash on board sometimes resulted in conception. If the product of such a union were male( as in your case

) he would be referred to as "A Son of a Gun"
At least, that`s what it says on your birth certificate, under "Fathers Name"
Who let the cat out of the bag?
Easy, Aye

Posted: Thu 08 May, 2003 6:56 pm
by JR
A good tradition
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2003 12:31 am
by PHIL
Banyan : Tropical picnic held ashore by a ship's company while deployed at sea. Often the beach chosen is on some deserted island, so clothing becomes bright and colourful - banyan rig - and the informal tone of proceedings is both relaxed and refreshing for officers and ratings alike.
and the informal tone of proceedings is both relaxed and refreshing for officers and ratings alike.
I can't see that can you? One emergency and it will be 'chinese fire drills' all round.
I can see me having a banyan then moments later getting 'rubber dic*ed' by the CPO!
Do they still have banyans in the navy?
PHIL

Posted: Mon 19 May, 2003 1:04 am
by Mike
Well now we know..... so its HARRY THE GUN and not Hackdorff..... eh. Always wondered, I think he must be a closeted matelot really!
PHIL, a banyan, and as far as I know they still have em, can be any where, not just some tropical isle, we had one in the Falklands 71 where we
Burnt a sheep and scuppered copious amounts of Tennants..... Oh and a few bottles of skey (Whisky) those were the days when the falklands were owned by the Falkland Island Company, EVERYONE was a company man and life was Feudal

More info upon request.
Aye
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2003 1:22 am
by PHIL
Mike do Junior Tiffs have banyans too.
I dont want have to entertain hairy ars* stokers and their rivets on ship.
P.S Is there any card games other than 'chase the pisser' (my dad told me that one!)
PHIL

Posted: Mon 19 May, 2003 1:52 am
by Mike
Phil.... everyond goes on a Banyan.....as for card games....not really my forte....however I do remember cribbage being played alot... Uckers was the game in the RN in my day mixy blobs and all that, Uckers is/was the same as Ludo....
Aye
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2003 6:18 pm
by JR

Banyan,During the reign of the first Queen Elizabeth she made a few changes to the victualing of the Fleet the Crown was guilty of sharp practice regarding the issue of food,the meat allowance was fixed at two pounds per man with the issue of half pound of butter six in a month,the same amount of cheese added.On the days when meat was not issued ,known officially as 'fast days',the sailor was entitled to one and a half pounds of salt fish,he was thus brought into line with civillians ashore,for Queen Elizabeth had caused a number of laws to be passed,ordering the observance by the populace of 'fish days'.Thus none of her subjects were allowed to eat to eat meat during lent or on Fridays-sometimes wednesdays were added.Sailors denied meat on Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays and accordingly dubbed these days 'Banyan days'.This term was derived from a East Indian sect who would not kill any animal or eat flesh.The usual dress worn by these people was a loose flowing garment known as a 'banion' so wide spread did this nautical expression become that it soon found its way ashore to become a Banyan Party.Aye JR

Trust me My 'Old Man' awas a Sailor but I forgave him.
Posted: Wed 21 May, 2003 1:54 pm
by El Prez
How old do you think I feel when my brat phoned me from Israel on her last trip on Invince.
"Where are you Love?"
"Banyan dad, it's brills!"
Posted: Wed 21 May, 2003 2:09 pm
by JR

Banyan party's,landed on a small island in one of the Norwegian Fiord's from HMS Striker for a Banyan only to find it was one of those islands that the Nudist folk inhabit,Good Banyan party?.aye JR
