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Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 5:58 pm
by Artist
harry hackedoff wrote:
Artist
Give Flighty a squeeze mate, say it`s from me
Salt? You don`t need no fuggin salt 
After the display of blackcatting E mails full of semi naked ladies with gurt big pint pots of ale and you letching like the letch you are. I think I better had!!!
You'um randy owd Scouse Git!!!
Artist
Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:29 pm
by harry hackedoff
Oi, behave yerself
Went to see Kylie Min O`Gue tonight
Audience were more interesting to say the least
Mind you, the stage lighting was more interesting, she was shite
In our row we had several, er "ladies" wot all shared the same chewy and a keen interest in each other`s bra sizes. Not that I minded, obviously, but missus Aitch was a tad perturbed. I like lesbania as a holiday destination. Then we spotted some very fit young lads doing things to each other that probably aren`t too healthy
Kylie loved it all.
If you are planning on seeing her in the UK then don`t bother, rip and off sprung to mind. She spent more time changing her kit than she spent on stage and she shamelessly mimed her way through two hours of shite she did ten years ago. Rumours of Robbie Wiliams turning up were met with disparaging comments from me
"He won`t want to be associated with this shite"
The gay lads and dykes all hoped I was wrong
By the way Ste, that wee girly did a "birthday special" on a certain member(not me before you ask) Jew fink I should blackmail the farquar?
Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:33 pm
by Artist
Is the Pope a Catholic Bert?
Course you should!!!!
Artist
Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:42 pm
by AJtothemax
Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:17 am
by Artist
AJtothemax wrote:Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?
Me brains hurting! Please explain just what you going on about dear Max?
Artist
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:15 pm
by owdun
Couple of questions, When was 3 Commando re formed, last I heard it was a WW2 unit, Army. How long have we had Staff Sgt.s in the R.M. Considering the fact that these BBC twats had been in situ for some time, one would expect them to get the basics right.Farkin civvies.
Owdun.
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:45 pm
by harry hackedoff
Here`s the evidence, `scuse the image quality, me hands were shaking with the cold
I thought I was going to a mini brewery
If I`d`ve known there was going to be a live sex show, I`d`ve brought me camera, not me phone
First one to name this lucky barst gets a make and mend
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 5:37 pm
by james_m
westy1984 wrote:Interestingly, Capt. Milne was previously Sgt. Milne - as seen on 'The Real Heroes of Telemark' with Ray Mears a few years back.
Who was previously Corporal Milne as seen on Blue Peter a few years ago!
I met him climbing on Dartmoor once - there is my claim to fame!
Cheers
James
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:06 pm
by harry hackedoff
I`m certain you are right James, but what about those bosoms?
100% natural prime Aussie breast fillet and it tastes as good as it looks mate.
Allegedly
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:10 pm
by harry hackedoff
Oh fork.
Don`t ever say Ray Mears
It gives oi the wildies
PANORAMA TONIGHT 2215
Posted: Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:15 pm
by Delboy
Looks like Clancy, Bert.
When you see him next , could you ask him if he is taking orders for Turkeys this year.
Also wish the old bastard a Merry Christmas.
Del
Posted: Wed 06 Dec, 2006 1:29 pm
by harry hackedoff
Del, I can neither confirm or deny your supposition as to the identity of the old turkey snaffle-er
Looks like he`s moved from Turkeys to Spring Chickens though mate
He`s still a stacks rate, mind
We`re out shooting on Sunday and Clance hasn`t seen those phots yet.
Bit of effort and they`ll look lovely on Police Wanted posters stuck all over the firing point
I`ll give him your best, mate
Posted: Wed 06 Dec, 2006 4:07 pm
by Hantslad
owdun wrote:Couple of questions, When was 3 Commando re formed, last I heard it was a WW2 unit, Army. How long have we had Staff Sgt.s in the R.M. Considering the fact that these BBC twats had been in situ for some time, one would expect them to get the basics right.Farkin civvies.
Owdun.
The Brigade Recconaisance Force is made up of Royal Marines from Brigade Patrol Troop and Engineers from Recce Troop 59 Cdo Engineers and forward observers from 148 Bty RA. So the Staff Sgt, was probably either a Sapper or a Gunner.
Posted: Wed 06 Dec, 2006 6:58 pm
by AJtothemax
Artist wrote:AJtothemax wrote:Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?
Me brains hurting! Please explain just what you going on about dear Max?
Artist
Sorry, Artist i was later with my posts! I was referring to the beard growing competition and what it was for!
Oh, and its 'AJ' mate
Also, that bird in the photos has got some nice tits!
Posted: Wed 06 Dec, 2006 7:27 pm
by ariadne241
Also, that bird in the photos has got some nice tits!
How exactly did this post get so far off topic?!
Vx x x