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Posted: Fri 21 Apr, 2006 3:51 pm
by harry hackedoff
Naw mate, I hit her over the head with the empty bottle.
It was the only way I could get her off me
Posted: Sat 22 Apr, 2006 5:39 pm
by anglo-saxon
17th anni this July (22nd).
It has had its ups and downs. We are the best of frinds and I can honestly say we ARE happily married. Do we argue like cat and dog? Yes, on occasion. Are the negatives far outweighed by the positives? Most definitely! Comms is key. When you stop talking, you stop everything!
Posted: Sat 22 Apr, 2006 5:54 pm
by harry hackedoff
When you stop putting your hands into each other`s trousers is when everything stops Anglo
Aye, Harry Stax
Posted: Tue 25 Apr, 2006 8:44 pm
by flighty
Y'see this is where I have a problem.
My arms don't reach as far as Willaston.
Coat on and going to bed.
Happy belated anniversary to Lord and Lady Aitch
Jayne xx
Posted: Wed 26 Apr, 2006 3:20 pm
by harry hackedoff
Thank you Jayney, but I don`t use the title much these days.
Prefer to act like a commoner
Fit in better with the crowd down here, y`see
Posted: Wed 26 Apr, 2006 11:24 pm
by anglo-saxon
harry hackedoff wrote:When you stop putting your hands into each other`s trousers is when everything stops Anglo
Aye, Harry Stax
I was watching this show in the Women's Channel. They were talking all girlie about sex and stuff. Things the "girls" would never normally get into if "hubbie" was in the room. Anyway, they were talking about comms and basically said good comms is the best foreplay (hey, if it works for them, it works for me). Just ordinarly comms, not talking dirty comms.
Ozzie foreplay: [Apply elbow] "You awake?"
Sortly followed by, "Is that it?"
Posted: Thu 27 Apr, 2006 9:53 am
by flo
anglo-saxon wrote:
Ozzie foreplay: [Apply elbow] "You awake?"
Beats a bit of spit
and an Oi are u up for it.
Romantic git that he is but i still luvvs im
Posted: Thu 27 Apr, 2006 5:04 pm
by harry hackedoff
Does Tommo take his socks off, now he`s a Stripey
Spit you say?
Never catch on mate
On a serious note, silicone-based sex lubricants are fantastic for easing your way into your wet suit, especially your boots, and I would not even dream of getting into me Scarpas without a gert big squirt in each foot.
Do yourselves a flavour girls
Top Tip, it is
Posted: Thu 27 Apr, 2006 6:14 pm
by anglo-saxon
harry hackedoff wrote:silicone-based sex lubricants are fantastic for easing your way into your wet suit
Not in public, I assume? Any port in a storm, eh?
Posted: Thu 27 Apr, 2006 8:23 pm
by flighty
flo wrote:anglo-saxon wrote:
Ozzie foreplay: [Apply elbow] "You awake?"
Beats a bit of spit
and an Oi are u up for it.
Romantic git that he is but i still luvvs im
Blimey, Flo!
That really
is foreplay!
Spit?
Before the one eyed trouser snake nudges you in the small of yer back??
Jammy mare!
Got any links to 'Erogenouszones'R'Us'.com??
Jayne xx
Posted: Thu 27 Apr, 2006 9:13 pm
by Wholley
Oz chat up line.
"G'day Sheila,Fancy a f@#k"?
"NO I DON'T"
"Well,You mind laying down while I have one?"
Posted: Fri 28 Apr, 2006 6:51 pm
by anglo-saxon
A Quantas pilot inadvetantly leaves the intercom on after his in-flight pre-descent brief to the punters.
"Ya know, Bruce, as soon as I land I'm gonna find a loose, warm sheila to bring me a cold beer and then I'm gonna do all manner of nasty things to her."
A visibly pale air hostess sprints towards the front of the plane, just as some smart ass shouts, "Don't forget the cold beer!"