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JoJo82 wrote:

Adam1 wrote:Sorry slightly off topic but I am going for my entry test in a few weeks and getting a bit worried. My mate failed the aptitude test and he said he found it hard. How did you guys find it? How gruelling was the interview?

Not meaning to be horrid but the test ain't hard. If I can rem. it is 4 parts, maths, english, general knowledge and mechanics.

Don't worry, you only have to get 50% and over, if you want to be a chef, just hit the 50% mark

Seriously don't worry, army test is the p1ss easy one!

Any idea what happens if you score really highly?

You get to be a bloody Admiral......

And wear a full set, just like M`Lud Borolan.

What a pleasure it is My Lord, to see you have chosen to grace us, once again, with your presence, Sir!.

I would deem it a pleasure, indeed an honour and a privilege if you would once again grant me the supreme honour of allowing me to be your escort around our humble website, your Lordship. Would your Lordship be requiring any female companions this evening and if so, how many? I have retained the services of several Chinese and Filipino ladies in anticipation of your mormal wishes.
BTW, your Lordship, Chef has got the chips on and I`ve just ran your spa, in anticipation, Sir.
As ever, we are here for your total gratification and if you are ever disatisfied with one of our young ladies, perhaps, M`Lud may care to try one of our most excellent Kai Tais

Any idea what happens if you score really highly?

Yep, you get 5 shiney stars!

A 5 star in training

JoJo82 wrote:Yep, you get 5 shiney stars!

I'm off to be a jovial jack

He ho blow the man down... ( I live in hope eternal } SHIP ROLLLLLLL