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Better than the ship's cat with chandler's tallow.

'Ow would you like a lick 'o the cat then,young Jack me sparrer?'

'Yes please Bo'sun,Is it boiled or fried?'

Tell me Chas how did you get your pumpkin slinger all the way to the fighting top without losing the charge from the pan?

fodd wrote:Artist served with hannah snell you know!

Served with her! I'll have you know that Chas was the OCRM on the original Noahs ARK (Noah was a right noughty gett by the way!!!). I was a young adonis like NCO IC of the Pachyderms.

Indian and African Elephants? No problems. A quick kick in the gonads if they got stroppy worked like a charm. Ditto the Rhinos (all colours). But alas I cocked up big time when it came to the Mammoths. You see I let them out onto the upper deck when it was blowing a force 12 gale and they fell off the quarterdeck into the oggin when a chuffing great Goffer nearly broached us (We all make mistakes as the Dalek said leaping of the dustbin!).

Chas himself at the time was on his 15th five (Yes he's that bloody Owd!) and good owd Hannah was his MOA (Marine Officers Attendant. A batman if your in the Army).

Owd Hannah could iron, stitch a button on and starch a set of number two trollies in 2 seconds flat. Which for Owd Chas was a bit of a bugger as once or twice he still had the bloody things on.

You should have heard the screams! Tis no fun having a button sewn onto your japs eye...........................................just ask Chas!!!!!

Anyone seen me coat?

Artist

Well got my third one booked now on the 24th July (first many many years ago) having failed my second in January due to an injury.

Hope to god i pass it this time, nobody wants it more than me i tell you!!, and it's been a long time coming

So from now on strict training and mental preperation for 4 weeks!!

Best get out in the rain



Cheers all

maritime_marine wrote:17th - 20th July anbody else on that one?[/b]

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im on that one m8. only 3 weeks to go. fukin 5hr 30mins train journey 4 me.

maritime_marine wrote:17th - 20th July anbody else on that one?[/b]

I also have this date, i had my breifing yesturday and the also made us do some excerise, which was well hard. they did it to give us an inside of the PRMC! cant wait now though!

wa do u mean wen u put 25th july prmc passed?

marine101 wrote:

maritime_marine wrote:17th - 20th July anbody else on that one?[/b]

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im on that one m8. only 3 weeks to go. fukin 5hr 30mins train journey 4 me.

where abouts do you come from then? i have mine on the 10th-13th july and i have a similar journey length

my PRMC is on the 24 july is anyone else going down then. any advice welcome its my first time down there.

My PRMC is august the 6 who else is on that one from worcester or close and also wat sort of medical do they do at PRMC WB

azard9330 wrote:My PRMC is august the 6 who else is on that one from worcester or close and also wat sort of medical do they do at PRMC WB

you will have already done your medical mate. unless u get injured during RT you wont have another medical so d/w

r u sure cuz mick my recruiter told me that at prmc that ill have a more searching medical at prmc like the drop and cough cuz i didnt do that at my medical and ive looked at the layout of the days and it doesnt say theres medical and theres no time 4 it n e way much appreciated relieved a lot of stress if ur right az

azard9330 wrote:r u sure cuz mick my recruiter told me that at prmc that ill have a more searching medical at prmc like the drop and cough cuz i didnt do that at my medical and ive looked at the layout of the days and it doesnt say theres medical and theres no time 4 it n e way much appreciated relieved a lot of stress if ur right az

That just means the doctor that done your medical missed it out. i had it done at my medical and so did the other guys from my college lol. Dw about it mate it wont happen i assure you lol.

Anyone on the 4th september PRMC

hello mines august the 6 but it seems nobodys on that one from this site bit strange