PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

[Artist]

Good Grief!

I went to school in Wadebridge Cornwall. Thats the kin answer! Live in the South West and suffer later.

Parry must be going though PURE HELL! (He he he)

All together now...........

"PILING ON THE AGONY, SCREAMING AT THOSE PILES!

SCREAMING IN TOTAL AGONY AT THEM FARMER GILES!"

A one, a two, a three and away we go! (please feel free to add to the lyrics, never know it could be a number one hit)

Artist

[Artist]

By the end of the month will be HOPPING and SKIPPING without a care in the world as my ar*se will be cured!

All dontations gratefully recieved AFTER repeat AFTER the op! Am not telling you bunch of sadists when or what ward I am going to be in just in case.

Artist

[Dmanton300]

"PILING ON THE AGONY, SCREAMING AT THOSE PILES!

SCREAMING IN TOTAL AGONY AT THEM FARMER GILES!"

"LOOKING AT THEM PILES, BENDING RIGHT ON DOWN

HEAD BETWEEN MY LEGS, NOWT TO DO BUT FROWN

A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE SAID "USE A RUBBER BAND"

DO YOU THINK IT WORKS? I SURE COULD USE A HAND"

[Pilgrim Norway]

Hello Steve - the time approaches in leaps and bounds I see ....

I've been orfline since 14 August and I just had to check your progress ...

The operation is quite simple I gather - just a flick of the wrist .....
maybe they could do your tonsils while they're in there.........

I know - I know - "go find a fjord again ...."

Good luck lad

[owdun]

Had it done in 62.painful but well worth it, been laughing ever since,mind you ,side effects include putting on weight if you don't watch your diet. Good luck Steve.


Aye Owdun.

[Artist]

Owdun

As long as I don't have to put on any more Germoliod cream I don't care!

Artist

[John_D]

good Luck Ste. Hope all goes well.

Aye

John_D

[Mike]

Steve.......... Best of luck Mucker..... Make sure you leave the residue in hospital..... I would hate to find....some day in the future.... that I had just eaten your best......Emmmmmmm Pickle ?!... . No Don't even think of it.... I wish I hadn't mention it now
Aye
Mike



By the way..... anyone got a cure for Retrograde Pubity Seriously!

[Artist]

Mike

Good idea. Damn good idea.............See you mate.

Artist

[harry hackedoff]

Could you do me a sketch, using pallette-knife and acrylics, to put me in the picture?
Thought not
Good luck mate, it`s only pain.

[Artist]

Harry

Coff, Coff, Coff, add nausium.............
Coff, Coff, Coff have a nice day you nice human PERSON you.

Once they are gone. O HAPPY DAYS! "Have bought a brand new skipping rope" So can prance about without a care in the world! Gruppenfuerueur is a tad worried, "Thats life for goodness sake" I told her.

Mike wanted to know the ward number. No kin chance! The thought of you beggers sending cards just fills me with DREAD! (I am not a machine!)

Artist

[Black Rat]

Thinking of you!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

As a fellow sufferer!!

[Artist]

Black Rat

May you Bowels move in the wrong direction!

Artist

[Sticky Blue]

Sympathy is in the dictionary... it comes between $hit and syphilis. Artist... ignore that nasty Black Rat chappie, he's just jealous because yours are bigger
Black Rat pulls on his leathers, adjusts his Knobby Stiles and prepares for a day on the bike sat on his 'chalfont cushion seat'... "Ouch, this road is bumpy but my bottom is cushioned by my Chalfont St Giles of steel"

[Wholley]

Artist,
Good luck with the op.
Been there,had that done.OUCH!
Pain just makes us stronger right?
Still don't jump rope well though.
Wholley.