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Posted: Wed 14 Jan, 2004 10:03 am
by Rover
"We trained hard. But it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized.

I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization"

Petronius Arbiter
210 BC

As true today as then!

Rover

Great Quotes

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 1:47 pm
by df2inaus
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams
http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/w/Robin_Williams_1.htm

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 2:08 pm
by Goose
All my life I've blown my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted. (Anon.)

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 5:32 pm
by anglo-saxon
"Watch what you're doing with that bow. You'll a've some buggers' eye out!"

- King Harold.

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 9:52 pm
by Artist
Attila the Hun to his Army:

Right one more time now lads. It's rape the women and steal the horses. Lets get it right this time OK?

Artist

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 9:59 pm
by JR
:wink: Hell,If wit was the rig of the day we would all be wearing fur coats.Aye Jr :wink: :wink:

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 10:14 pm
by Jason The Argonaut
We make war that we may live in peace - Aristotle

Quotes

Posted: Thu 12 Feb, 2004 10:18 pm
by John_D
I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter."


- Sir Winston Churchill

John_D

Posted: Mon 16 Feb, 2004 5:31 pm
by bullpup
Man's Greatest Conquest Will Be Himself; Winston Churchill

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens; Woody Allen

Reincarnation! No way! Once was more than enough; Bullpup!

Bull

Posted: Mon 16 Feb, 2004 8:25 pm
by RobT
" Channel 55 and a box of tissues
Thats what i use for my sexual issues"

:lol: