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Heres to another year of banter, laughs and friendships.
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Spannerman
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Blue Streak
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Artist.... 'Don't tell'm your name Evans' and I have been on a Cyber Pissup... 
I don't know who is footing the bill but he appears to be on a mixture of Meths, Battery acid and Coke... He has just proved that his ring of fire is still just that...! Pants down... He does Commando...? for those who would be interested... Flo, NST LOz and co
... Lighter in hand Unfortunately, the Sooties(Firemen) amongst us will be able to give you the technical terms for this. He had a Back flash and not a Flash Back... this caused him to take off, rather like a Saturn rocket... across the bar....not surprisingly there was a horrendous smell of burnt flesh and Hair 
While descending to a reasonable altitude he managed to scoop a rather Snotty female's Gin'N It from her hand... her reaction was that of total miss-belief.....She screamed which in turn caused the Landlords dog to get totally randy ( sexed up... for our colonial brethren) the dog at the time was attached to a bar stool upon which the LandLord was sitting...You can imagine his words as he hit the deck... and being a large man 22 stone, he actually sustained a rather nasty dent to his pride....
Where is Artist? I hear you ask!...... Well you will all remember the ring he used to sit on.... well..... Its been recovered from the local Tip, the holes in it have been mended with my cycle repair kit and he is here with me in....... Cyber space.... He's looking at the screen while I hit the keys on the keyboard!................... Imagination... what would we do without it?
Harry Crimbol and a snappy nooo yeah to all use lot*....
*(Thats rthe Scally comingout of me)
I don't know who is footing the bill but he appears to be on a mixture of Meths, Battery acid and Coke... He has just proved that his ring of fire is still just that...! Pants down... He does Commando...? for those who would be interested... Flo, NST LOz and co
... Lighter in hand Unfortunately, the Sooties(Firemen) amongst us will be able to give you the technical terms for this. He had a Back flash and not a Flash Back... this caused him to take off, rather like a Saturn rocket... across the bar....not surprisingly there was a horrendous smell of burnt flesh and Hair While descending to a reasonable altitude he managed to scoop a rather Snotty female's Gin'N It from her hand... her reaction was that of total miss-belief.....She screamed which in turn caused the Landlords dog to get totally randy ( sexed up... for our colonial brethren) the dog at the time was attached to a bar stool upon which the LandLord was sitting...You can imagine his words as he hit the deck... and being a large man 22 stone, he actually sustained a rather nasty dent to his pride....
Where is Artist? I hear you ask!...... Well you will all remember the ring he used to sit on.... well..... Its been recovered from the local Tip, the holes in it have been mended with my cycle repair kit and he is here with me in....... Cyber space.... He's looking at the screen while I hit the keys on the keyboard!................... Imagination... what would we do without it?
Harry Crimbol and a snappy nooo yeah to all use lot*....
*(Thats rthe Scally comingout of me)
The Honourable Lord Mike of Loch Borralan
.........................Because I AM Worth IT..xxxx.......Never Mistake Motion for Action
.........................Because I AM Worth IT..xxxx.......Never Mistake Motion for Action
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goldie ex rmp
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sorry he is noty coming
sorry goldie santas not coming this year, you see he is still in traction after I caught him emptying his sack on my bedroom floor last year.
Dirty old git he is.
Dirty old git he is.
Ubique
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goldie ex rmp
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Re: sorry he is noty coming
Dibble wrote:sorry goldie santas not coming this year, you see he is still in traction after I caught him emptying his sack on my bedroom floor last year.
Dirty old git he is.
stop it im wetting myself.......nurse !!!
Exemplo Ducemus (By Example We Lead)
"Do not confuse your rank with my authority....Sir!"
"Do not confuse your rank with my authority....Sir!"
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Andy O'Pray
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Santa progress report:- Santa left the North Pole at noon Pacific time and is presently zooming across Russia. He is on the lookout for good girls and boys, which of course leaves you reprobates out of the equation. Personally I much prefer naughty girls.
Have a good one gals and guys and a prosperous 2004.
Aye - Andy.
Have a good one gals and guys and a prosperous 2004.
Aye - Andy.
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mutley2002
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santa
may we spare a thought for mrs santa after all it is sad that her mr santa only comes once a year!!!!! 
happy crimbo all xxx
happy crimbo all xxx
In life you can be like a mushroom kept in the dark and fed lots of shit
don`t let them do it to you
don`t let them do it to you
